1 00:00:25,592 --> 00:00:28,823 [Guitar And Fiddle Play Folksy Tune] 2 00:01:02,595 --> 00:01:04,028 With my personal trainer, 3 00:01:04,097 --> 00:01:05,530 from Tampa Bay, Florida, 4 00:01:05,598 --> 00:01:07,225 Tony Little, 5 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:08,324 [Applause] 6 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:09,891 Hey, Tony, welcome, 7 00:01:09,969 --> 00:01:12,904 Thank you for being here, 8 00:01:12,972 --> 00:01:15,406 Let me ask you a question, 9 00:01:15,475 --> 00:01:17,909 95% of people gain their weight back, 10 00:01:17,977 --> 00:01:19,911 Is it ever going to end? 11 00:01:19,979 --> 00:01:21,412 We're going to educate them, 12 00:01:21,481 --> 00:01:22,914 Let me show you something, 13 00:01:22,982 --> 00:01:24,415 what I call "fitness past," 14 00:01:24,484 --> 00:01:26,076 What's all this? 15 00:01:26,152 --> 00:01:27,551 [Grrr] 16 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:29,087 The original! 17 00:01:29,155 --> 00:01:32,591 Ha! I can't believe it. 18 00:01:32,659 --> 00:01:36,618 Ohh... Thanks. 19 00:01:36,696 --> 00:01:38,561 This is a sign. 20 00:01:38,631 --> 00:01:39,962 He's always been king of his world, 21 00:01:40,033 --> 00:01:41,466 We'll teach him fear, 22 00:01:41,534 --> 00:01:43,263 "We're millionaires, boys. 23 00:01:43,336 --> 00:01:46,271 I'll share it with all of you." 24 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:51,543 He was a king and a god 25 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:53,044 in the world he knew, 26 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:55,047 But now he comes to civilization, 27 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,548 merely a captive, 28 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:59,210 a show to gratify your curiosity, 29 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:00,650 "Ladies and gentlemen..." 30 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:01,687 look at... 31 00:02:01,754 --> 00:02:04,154 "Kong, the eighth wonder of the world." 32 00:02:04,224 --> 00:02:05,885 [Fanfare] 33 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,586 There he is. 34 00:02:07,660 --> 00:02:09,924 If only he could pitch. 35 00:02:09,996 --> 00:02:11,395 Good one now. 36 00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:12,897 Come on! Heads up! 37 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:15,127 Put it in there. 38 00:02:16,202 --> 00:02:18,227 Strike! 39 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:21,372 Hello, fellas. 40 00:02:21,441 --> 00:02:23,875 Well, well, the pride of the Yankees. 41 00:02:23,943 --> 00:02:26,377 They fly you down in their private jet? 42 00:02:26,446 --> 00:02:27,879 In fact, they offered. Yeah. 43 00:02:27,947 --> 00:02:30,381 I heard you were in big trouble. 44 00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:31,883 Where'd you hear that? 45 00:02:31,951 --> 00:02:33,384 The kid you found, McGowan? 46 00:02:33,453 --> 00:02:34,886 He's zero for 60? 47 00:02:34,954 --> 00:02:36,854 0 for 61. 48 00:02:36,923 --> 00:02:38,857 You didn't see last night's game. 49 00:02:38,925 --> 00:02:40,859 Who cares about last night's game? 50 00:02:40,927 --> 00:02:43,020 Let me tell you how it works. 51 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:44,529 The world's a jungle. 52 00:02:44,597 --> 00:02:46,030 You walk into the jungle, 53 00:02:46,099 --> 00:02:48,363 come out with Kong, you're a hero. 54 00:02:48,434 --> 00:02:50,402 They forget about last night's game. 55 00:02:50,470 --> 00:02:51,402 Who's Kong? 56 00:02:51,471 --> 00:02:52,529 Catcher, Iowa State. 57 00:02:52,605 --> 00:02:55,438 No, the animal! In the movies. 58 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:56,975 Forget it. 59 00:02:59,712 --> 00:03:00,701 Strike! 60 00:03:00,780 --> 00:03:02,839 Whew! The kid can pitch. 61 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:04,349 He's gonna finish college, too. 62 00:03:04,417 --> 00:03:05,850 What's he now, junior? 63 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:06,977 Freshman. 64 00:03:07,053 --> 00:03:07,985 Freshman? 65 00:03:08,054 --> 00:03:09,681 3 1 /2 years, can't touch him. 66 00:03:09,756 --> 00:03:11,690 Can't even talk to his parents. 67 00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:13,225 They're devout Catholics. 68 00:03:13,293 --> 00:03:15,386 Well, I learned one thing, 69 00:03:15,461 --> 00:03:17,395 no use salivating over a player 70 00:03:17,463 --> 00:03:19,556 you're never gonna get, right, Phil? 71 00:03:19,632 --> 00:03:20,564 Right. 72 00:03:20,633 --> 00:03:22,066 If my bosses call, 73 00:03:22,135 --> 00:03:24,069 tell 'em I already showed up. 74 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:26,071 By the way, I'm leaving now. 75 00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:28,073 You can make fun of me. 76 00:03:28,141 --> 00:03:29,699 Yeah, don't worry. We will. 77 00:03:36,983 --> 00:03:38,917 Tommy! 78 00:03:38,985 --> 00:03:40,418 How are you? 79 00:03:40,486 --> 00:03:41,418 Good. 80 00:03:41,487 --> 00:03:42,920 I'm Al Percolo... 81 00:03:42,989 --> 00:03:45,924 scout with the New York Yankees. 82 00:03:45,992 --> 00:03:47,425 Wow. The Yankees? 83 00:03:47,493 --> 00:03:49,927 I didn't know you guys were coming. 84 00:03:49,996 --> 00:03:51,429 Here we are. 85 00:03:51,497 --> 00:03:53,931 Listen, you're really good. 86 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,024 Thanks. 87 00:03:55,101 --> 00:03:56,864 You're gonna finish school though, huh? 88 00:03:56,936 --> 00:03:58,369 It's not my idea. 89 00:03:58,438 --> 00:03:59,871 I'd kill to play for the Yankees, 90 00:03:59,939 --> 00:04:01,873 but that's what my parents want. 91 00:04:01,941 --> 00:04:03,875 I thought you wanted to finish. 92 00:04:03,943 --> 00:04:05,877 No, but what am I gonna do? 93 00:04:05,945 --> 00:04:07,879 Let me talk to your parents. 94 00:04:07,947 --> 00:04:09,881 Want to come have dinner? 95 00:04:09,949 --> 00:04:11,382 Tonight? I wasn't really invited. 96 00:04:11,451 --> 00:04:12,884 I'm inviting you. 97 00:04:12,952 --> 00:04:14,886 I accept. 98 00:04:18,458 --> 00:04:20,892 Mmm. These carrots are so sweet, 99 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:22,894 you could eat them for dessert. 100 00:04:22,962 --> 00:04:24,156 Thank you. 101 00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:32,165 You know, the Yankees are very geared to religion. 102 00:04:33,339 --> 00:04:35,432 I couldn't help noticing 103 00:04:35,508 --> 00:04:37,442 that beautiful painting up there. 104 00:04:37,510 --> 00:04:40,775 That's virtually the same exact picture 105 00:04:40,847 --> 00:04:42,747 that hangs in the clubhouse. 106 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:46,451 Terrific likeness, isn't it? 107 00:04:48,688 --> 00:04:50,121 You've heard of Mickey Mantle? 108 00:04:50,189 --> 00:04:52,851 Did you know his sister was a nun? 109 00:04:52,925 --> 00:04:54,859 I hadn't heard that. 110 00:04:54,927 --> 00:04:56,690 Yes, indeed, a very famous one. 111 00:04:56,763 --> 00:04:58,355 What was her name? 112 00:04:58,431 --> 00:05:01,889 Gee, I believe it was also Micki, 113 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:03,401 but with an "I." 114 00:05:03,469 --> 00:05:06,233 Sister Micki Elizabeth Mantle. 115 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:07,739 Some nun. 116 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:11,140 Tommy, you haven't touched your food. 117 00:05:11,210 --> 00:05:12,643 I'm not hungry. 118 00:05:12,712 --> 00:05:15,010 It's no excuse. Finish your food. 119 00:05:15,081 --> 00:05:17,413 He reminds me of me. 120 00:05:17,483 --> 00:05:21,419 Couldn't get me to finish my food if you paid me. 121 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:23,421 Now try to keep me away. 122 00:05:23,489 --> 00:05:24,751 May I say something? 123 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:25,984 Yeah. 124 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:27,993 I believe education is most important 125 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:29,995 and that people should finish school. 126 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:31,655 I know Tommy does, too. 127 00:05:31,731 --> 00:05:33,665 But Tommy has a dilemma, 128 00:05:33,733 --> 00:05:36,497 and that is that... he's gifted. 129 00:05:36,569 --> 00:05:39,504 And he's really concerned. 130 00:05:39,572 --> 00:05:42,006 What does he do with that gift? 131 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:46,011 Does he sign on the dotted line right now, make $500,000, 132 00:05:46,079 --> 00:05:49,014 go to the biggest city in the world, 133 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:53,109 and become a member of the most prestigious baseball team that ever was, 134 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:55,120 or does he continue his schooling, 135 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:58,248 possibly trip over a book on the way to math class 136 00:05:58,324 --> 00:05:59,723 and be worth nothing? 137 00:05:59,792 --> 00:06:04,388 But he knows that with the kind of money you make in baseball, 138 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:06,398 even if you didn't finish school, 139 00:06:06,466 --> 00:06:08,525 your education doesn't have to stop. 140 00:06:08,601 --> 00:06:12,401 Tommy knows that many of the ballplayers hire tutors. 141 00:06:12,472 --> 00:06:14,406 Did you know that? 142 00:06:14,474 --> 00:06:16,908 Babe Ruth, Ty Cobb, Lou Gehrig... 143 00:06:16,976 --> 00:06:20,537 they all had tutors with them in the dugout. 144 00:06:20,613 --> 00:06:21,545 Lou Gehrig... 145 00:06:21,614 --> 00:06:22,979 had a tutor? 146 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,482 Oh, yes, ma'am. Yeah. 147 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:26,814 Didn't he also have a terrible disease? 148 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:30,287 He did, but he didn't get it from the tutor. 149 00:06:30,356 --> 00:06:33,553 I think he got that in college. 150 00:06:33,626 --> 00:06:35,719 So you can see Tommy's dilemma. 151 00:06:35,795 --> 00:06:37,786 Do I take God's gift 152 00:06:37,864 --> 00:06:42,062 and go play for the greatest baseball team that ever lived, 153 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:46,572 or do I stay in a small school and hope I don't trip? 154 00:06:46,639 --> 00:06:49,472 Is this what you were thinking, Tommy? 155 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:52,204 That's exactly...right. 156 00:06:52,278 --> 00:06:55,441 I can have a tutor, Mom, right in the dugout. 157 00:06:55,515 --> 00:06:57,380 Please, Mom, let me play. 158 00:06:57,450 --> 00:06:58,382 Please? 159 00:06:58,451 --> 00:07:00,119 Please? 160 00:07:00,119 --> 00:07:00,175 Please? 161 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:04,383 And in his major league debut... Tommy Lacy. 162 00:07:04,457 --> 00:07:07,051 What a great afternoon for Yankee baseball, 163 00:07:07,126 --> 00:07:09,560 I'm Bobby Mercer, along with John Sturly, 164 00:07:09,629 --> 00:07:11,563 the radio voice of the Yankees, 165 00:07:11,631 --> 00:07:13,565 John has seen Tommy Lacy pitch, 166 00:07:13,633 --> 00:07:15,567 I sure have, a year ago, 167 00:07:15,635 --> 00:07:17,569 We gave up Reynolds for Lacy? 168 00:07:17,637 --> 00:07:20,071 Sure hope it's the right thing to do. 169 00:07:20,139 --> 00:07:22,073 Wait till you see him pitch. 170 00:07:22,141 --> 00:07:24,575 You'd give up two Reynolds to get him. 171 00:07:25,978 --> 00:07:29,414 By the way, how come he's not with the team? 172 00:07:29,482 --> 00:07:31,109 I wouldn't worry about it. 173 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:33,118 [Vomiting] 174 00:07:35,488 --> 00:07:36,420 [Toilet Flushes] 175 00:07:36,489 --> 00:07:38,354 You feeling better, Tommy? 176 00:07:38,424 --> 00:07:39,618 No. 177 00:07:39,692 --> 00:07:42,627 Come on, son. You got to take the mound. 178 00:07:42,695 --> 00:07:43,627 It's game time. 179 00:07:43,696 --> 00:07:45,129 No, I can't. 180 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:47,166 Tell them I can't. 181 00:07:47,233 --> 00:07:49,167 What do you mean you can't? 182 00:07:49,235 --> 00:07:51,169 There's 30,000 people sitting out there 183 00:07:51,237 --> 00:07:53,364 just waiting to see you pitch. 184 00:07:53,439 --> 00:07:54,804 Tell them I can't. 185 00:07:54,874 --> 00:07:56,239 I can't do it. 186 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:57,674 I ain't telling them nothing. 187 00:07:57,743 --> 00:07:59,370 You tell them. 188 00:07:59,445 --> 00:08:01,208 Aagg. 189 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:02,212 What? 190 00:08:02,281 --> 00:08:03,714 Get him out of there. 191 00:08:03,783 --> 00:08:05,216 Well, crawl underneath. 192 00:08:05,284 --> 00:08:07,218 I don't care what you do. 193 00:08:07,286 --> 00:08:09,720 Just get him out of there. 194 00:08:09,789 --> 00:08:10,949 Al. 195 00:08:12,024 --> 00:08:13,048 Al! 196 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:15,286 Your kid's locked himself in the crapper. 197 00:08:15,361 --> 00:08:16,293 What? 198 00:08:16,362 --> 00:08:17,727 Lacy's locked in the crapper. 199 00:08:17,797 --> 00:08:19,196 He won't come out. 200 00:08:19,265 --> 00:08:22,257 Here we go, The Yankees take the field, 201 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:24,769 Kid, you're supposed to be on the field! 202 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:26,771 Listen, I made a mistake, O.K.? 203 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:28,272 O.K. I need the Lord. 204 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:29,774 What's going on? 205 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:31,275 I want the Lord. 206 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:32,777 He don't want to play, Al. 207 00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:34,278 Let me talk to him. 208 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,508 Tommy, Al Percolo. How are ya? 209 00:08:36,582 --> 00:08:38,516 Mr. Percolo, I made a mistake. 210 00:08:38,584 --> 00:08:40,017 I got to go home. 211 00:08:40,086 --> 00:08:41,986 You can't go home, Tommy. 212 00:08:42,054 --> 00:08:44,887 People are waiting. Everyone wants to see you pitch. 213 00:08:44,957 --> 00:08:45,889 Come on. 214 00:08:45,958 --> 00:08:48,392 I can't pitch for a crowd this size. 215 00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:50,122 I can't do it. 216 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:53,131 You've pitched in front of full stadiums at home. 217 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:54,632 What's the difference? 218 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:56,133 It wasn't Yankee Stadium. 219 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:58,193 It's-- I don't want to be here. 220 00:08:58,271 --> 00:08:59,704 I'll give the money back. 221 00:08:59,772 --> 00:09:02,707 I don't want it back, you son of a bitch. 222 00:09:02,775 --> 00:09:05,209 Sorry, Tommy. I'm on the line here. 223 00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:08,213 I gave up a draft choice to get you. 224 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:12,217 Just compose yourself, get out there, and play a good game. 225 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:15,152 No, I can't do it. I want the Lord. 226 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:16,654 I need the Lord. 227 00:09:16,722 --> 00:09:18,155 Shh, shh, shh. 228 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:20,158 Let me tell you something. Listen. 229 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:22,660 The Lord wants you to play baseball. 230 00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:23,888 Yes, he does. 231 00:09:23,963 --> 00:09:26,056 He wants me to finish school. 232 00:09:26,132 --> 00:09:27,565 No, he doesn't. 233 00:09:27,633 --> 00:09:30,067 God's not interested in people finishing school. 234 00:09:30,136 --> 00:09:32,570 He doesn't care about the graduation ceremonies. 235 00:09:32,638 --> 00:09:34,572 That's why they're in the afternoon. 236 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:37,074 They'd be at night if it was important. 237 00:09:37,143 --> 00:09:39,407 So, go out there and play ball. 238 00:09:39,478 --> 00:09:41,912 This is what God wants you to do. 239 00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:44,415 I don't know much, but I know this. 240 00:09:44,483 --> 00:09:45,780 God wants you to pitch. 241 00:09:45,851 --> 00:09:47,785 I think I made a mistake. 242 00:09:47,853 --> 00:09:49,787 God says people can make mistakes. 243 00:09:49,855 --> 00:09:51,789 God never said people make mistakes. 244 00:09:51,857 --> 00:09:53,791 Where did you hear that shit? 245 00:09:53,859 --> 00:09:55,258 God said nothing like that. 246 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:57,421 He said honor thy father, thy mother, 247 00:09:57,496 --> 00:09:58,827 and thy Yankee contract. 248 00:09:58,898 --> 00:09:59,956 I'm coming under. 249 00:10:00,032 --> 00:10:01,226 There's some delay. 250 00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:04,235 Apparently, Tommy Lacy is still in the locker room. 251 00:10:04,303 --> 00:10:05,736 I know what he's doing. 252 00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:07,932 He's looking at himself in the mirror 253 00:10:08,007 --> 00:10:10,942 in that Yankee uniform and can't get over it. 254 00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:14,104 It's a stunning sight, first time you put that on. 255 00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:15,545 Something seems to happen. 256 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:16,547 Come on. 257 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,049 No, no! Please! 258 00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:19,550 Now, listen to me. 259 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,553 Use your change-up sparingly, understand? 260 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,555 You're going to be fine. 261 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:24,817 No! Aah! 262 00:10:24,890 --> 00:10:28,656 [Organ Plays Charge] 263 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:39,134 [Mexican Hat Dance Plays] 264 00:10:49,048 --> 00:10:50,208 What's the trouble? 265 00:10:50,282 --> 00:10:51,214 No trouble. 266 00:10:51,283 --> 00:10:52,716 He's out there, isn't he? 267 00:10:56,022 --> 00:10:58,582 Lacy's first warmup pitch was very wild, 268 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,091 way over Jackson's head. 269 00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:05,663 [Woman] Get it over the plate, dummy! 270 00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:08,766 Another wild pitch, 271 00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:10,233 Lacy cannot find his control. 272 00:11:10,302 --> 00:11:11,564 What is this? 273 00:11:11,637 --> 00:11:13,571 Is this a joke, these warmups? 274 00:11:13,639 --> 00:11:15,834 They're warmups. That's what they're for. 275 00:11:15,908 --> 00:11:19,844 To see how far away he can throw it from the men? 276 00:11:19,912 --> 00:11:21,243 You're getting closer. 277 00:11:21,313 --> 00:11:22,746 Looking for a pitching coach? 278 00:11:22,815 --> 00:11:24,715 Lacy has stopped his warmups. 279 00:11:24,784 --> 00:11:26,615 Now he's looking as if to-- 280 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,119 Oh, my goodness! 281 00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:30,121 Uh-oh. That's a little embarrassing. 282 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:33,625 Tommy must've eaten some bad food before coming out 283 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:36,457 because he has regurgitated all over the mound. 284 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,588 And here comes the cleaning crew. 285 00:11:38,664 --> 00:11:41,098 Well, we've just seen a baseball first. 286 00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:43,601 Tommy Lacy taking himself out of the game. 287 00:11:43,669 --> 00:11:47,070 Listen, it happens to fighters, it happens to runners. 288 00:11:47,139 --> 00:11:48,572 You eat that bad turkey, 289 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:50,404 this is what happens to you. 290 00:11:50,476 --> 00:11:52,410 No, no, no. Don't stop him. 291 00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:54,105 Just let him go. 292 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,906 I don't care. Just let him go. 293 00:11:57,983 --> 00:11:59,450 Just a case of butterflies. 294 00:11:59,518 --> 00:12:01,418 I've seen it a thousand times. 295 00:12:01,487 --> 00:12:02,715 He's gonna be fine. 296 00:12:02,788 --> 00:12:05,723 Right now, he's running down the road 297 00:12:05,791 --> 00:12:08,225 with his clothes over his back. 298 00:12:08,294 --> 00:12:13,129 You wanna run after him and tell him he's gonna be fine? 299 00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:14,632 He's running where? 300 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:16,133 I don't know, Al. 301 00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:17,635 Somewhere towards the turnpike. 302 00:12:17,703 --> 00:12:21,070 I want to see you in my office in five minutes. 303 00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:24,443 Tommy Lacy's very expensive, very brief big league debut, 304 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:29,708 Vapadelapa, Nochitos, Escondrio... 305 00:12:29,782 --> 00:12:31,249 Playa Del Muerte. 306 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:33,417 Huegos... 307 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:35,511 I never heard of any of these places. 308 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:38,022 They're a little off the beaten track, Al. 309 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:41,890 You're the first scout we've ever sent this deep into Mexico. 310 00:12:41,961 --> 00:12:43,656 But is there baseball there? 311 00:12:43,729 --> 00:12:45,162 Oh, I'm sure there is. 312 00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:47,665 Maybe not in the form we know it, 313 00:12:47,733 --> 00:12:52,500 but I'm gonna expect a daily report from each of these towns. 314 00:12:52,571 --> 00:12:56,007 Come on. You know I'm not gonna find anybody there. 315 00:12:56,075 --> 00:12:57,440 It's a waste of time. 316 00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:59,137 Is this a grudge trip? 317 00:13:00,479 --> 00:13:02,413 Yes, it is, Al. 318 00:13:04,483 --> 00:13:08,283 Well, why don't you just fire me? 319 00:13:08,354 --> 00:13:09,912 I thought of that. 320 00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:11,889 I like this better. 321 00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:13,390 If you're trying to banish me, 322 00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:14,892 at least pick a place 323 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,393 where somebody plays baseball. 324 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:17,895 What about Alaska or Canada? 325 00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:21,399 If I had my choice, it'd be a leper colony. 326 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:23,799 I think it's illegal. This will have to do. 327 00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:26,103 Adios. 328 00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:28,639 Hasta la vista, 329 00:13:28,707 --> 00:13:30,140 You be safe, Al. 330 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:34,544 Beep beep 331 00:13:34,613 --> 00:13:35,545 Ahh 332 00:13:35,614 --> 00:13:36,706 Beep beep 333 00:13:36,782 --> 00:13:37,714 Ahh 334 00:13:37,783 --> 00:13:38,715 Beep beep 335 00:13:38,784 --> 00:13:40,615 ~ Ahh, beep beep ~ 336 00:13:40,686 --> 00:13:41,618 ~ Ahh ~ 337 00:13:41,687 --> 00:13:42,619 ~ Beep beep ~ 338 00:13:42,688 --> 00:13:44,246 ~ Ahh, beep beep ~ 339 00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:45,255 ~ Ahh ~ 340 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:46,256 ~ Beep beep ~ 341 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:47,986 ~ Ahh, beep beep ~ 342 00:13:51,797 --> 00:13:53,059 Vapadelapa. 343 00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:54,724 Vapadelapa. 344 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,791 Right here. 345 00:13:56,869 --> 00:13:57,733 ~ Bang bang ~ 346 00:13:59,638 --> 00:14:01,003 ~ Money, money ~ 347 00:14:01,073 --> 00:14:02,472 ~ Cornbread ~ 348 00:14:02,541 --> 00:14:04,805 ~ Margarine ~ 349 00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:06,504 ~ Cornbread ~ 350 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:08,706 ~ Gootchie, gootchie, gootchie ~~ 351 00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:09,873 No, no. 352 00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:11,883 No, no, no, no, no. 353 00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:13,111 It's a foot? Is that a foot? 354 00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:15,517 Huh? No, no. 355 00:14:16,889 --> 00:14:19,323 Where I come from that's a felony. 356 00:14:19,391 --> 00:14:20,824 No, thank you. 357 00:14:23,562 --> 00:14:25,894 [Speaking Spanish] 358 00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:27,364 Where are the umpires? 359 00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:28,866 Any umpires out there? 360 00:14:28,934 --> 00:14:31,368 You just want to share that, don't you? 361 00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:34,031 You finish it. I'll use the napkin. 362 00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:37,075 Senor Ramirez, telefono, Senor Ramirez, 363 00:14:38,844 --> 00:14:41,176 Where's the pitcher going? 364 00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:42,612 Telephone call. 365 00:14:42,681 --> 00:14:43,909 Telephone call? 366 00:14:43,983 --> 00:14:46,417 How do you like that? 367 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:57,355 No, no, no, no. 368 00:14:58,597 --> 00:14:59,529 No. 369 00:15:13,312 --> 00:15:14,643 Safe! 370 00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:18,882 It's pouring. 371 00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:20,248 They're not gonna stop? 372 00:15:20,319 --> 00:15:23,311 Too much rain-o. 373 00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:25,880 You know, the rain's pouring...down. 374 00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:27,323 They should stop. 375 00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:30,590 No stop. Stop-po rain. 376 00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:31,652 Uh, alto, 377 00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:34,858 Alto 'cause of the rain. 378 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:38,529 No, senor, they wait for the rain. 379 00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:41,334 Better slide. 380 00:15:56,188 --> 00:15:58,349 [Coughing] 381 00:16:01,927 --> 00:16:03,861 [Horn Honks] 382 00:16:03,929 --> 00:16:06,420 Whoa! 383 00:16:06,498 --> 00:16:07,965 [Beep] 384 00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:10,627 No! 385 00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:12,637 Whoaa! 386 00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:35,393 What is this, a kennel? 387 00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:45,096 How are ya? 388 00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:49,899 My God, this is really a dump. 389 00:16:49,975 --> 00:16:51,465 Here. 390 00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:58,344 [Electronic Translator] Quiero un habitacion con bano? 391 00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:01,580 I speak enough where we don't have to do that. 392 00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:02,585 You're kidding? 393 00:17:02,654 --> 00:17:05,088 You know, I didn't mean dump 394 00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:06,886 in the traditional sense. 395 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:07,983 Name? 396 00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:09,994 Percolo. I have a reservation. 397 00:17:10,062 --> 00:17:12,553 P-E-R-C-O-L-O. 398 00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:13,859 Si, Percolo. 399 00:17:13,932 --> 00:17:15,229 You got a credit card? 400 00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:16,232 Oh, yeah. 401 00:17:18,937 --> 00:17:21,371 What brings you here? Are you visiting? 402 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:25,376 No, no, no. I'm here to see a baseball game. 403 00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:26,911 I'm a scout. 404 00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:30,915 Oh, you must be here to see Steve Nebraska. 405 00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:32,883 Who? 406 00:17:32,951 --> 00:17:34,179 Steve Nebraska. 407 00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:35,618 That's not why you're here? 408 00:17:35,687 --> 00:17:37,621 I don't know who that is. 409 00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:39,179 You don't know who that is? 410 00:17:39,258 --> 00:17:41,692 That's the greatest ballplayer that ever lived. 411 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:43,091 That's who he is. 412 00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:45,096 And this is the Four Seasons. 413 00:17:45,164 --> 00:17:46,597 You're in for a treat. 414 00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:48,895 Really? Well, I hope so. 415 00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:52,494 You got a porter that could help me with the bags? 416 00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,732 No. You want the job? 417 00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:58,273 Ron, I can barely hear you. 418 00:17:58,343 --> 00:18:01,278 I don't even know if you can hear me. 419 00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:03,940 As usual, I have nothing new to report. 420 00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:05,449 Uh, hold on, Al. 421 00:18:05,517 --> 00:18:07,451 I want more details than that. 422 00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:08,850 More details? 423 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,616 All right. 424 00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:13,123 Yesterday I saw a game played 425 00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:16,127 by five men, two women, a child, 426 00:18:16,195 --> 00:18:18,493 and a goat at third base. 427 00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:21,761 Really? Was the goat any good? 428 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,267 Very funny, Ron. 429 00:18:23,335 --> 00:18:26,168 I got to go. I got a game to see. 430 00:18:26,238 --> 00:18:27,671 Enjoy the game. 431 00:18:27,739 --> 00:18:30,139 Uh, my regards to the goat. 432 00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:32,368 [Band Plays] 433 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,930 [Gong Sounds] 434 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:30,367 [Band Plays The Star-Spangled Banner] 435 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:58,929 [Band Forgets Music] 436 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:32,155 Play ball! 437 00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:43,402 [Band Plays Charge] 438 00:20:43,475 --> 00:20:46,239 - Nebraska! - Nebraska! 439 00:20:52,517 --> 00:20:53,609 Strike! 440 00:20:59,224 --> 00:21:00,555 Strike! 441 00:21:04,129 --> 00:21:05,221 Strike 3! 442 00:21:05,297 --> 00:21:06,730 This is unreal! 443 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,166 Jesus! 444 00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:23,647 Strike 3! 445 00:21:30,989 --> 00:21:32,422 Nebraska! Nebraska! 446 00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:33,924 Nebraska! Nebraska! 447 00:21:33,992 --> 00:21:35,789 Nebraska! Nebraska! 448 00:21:35,861 --> 00:21:38,989 Don't tell me he can hit, too. 449 00:22:07,959 --> 00:22:09,221 I found him. 450 00:22:09,294 --> 00:22:11,057 I found him! I found him! 451 00:22:11,129 --> 00:22:13,893 I found Kong! I found Kong! 452 00:22:13,965 --> 00:22:18,670 Oh, my God Almighty! 453 00:22:18,804 --> 00:22:21,864 [Singing In Spanish] 454 00:22:49,334 --> 00:22:51,768 They just don't leave you alone around here. 455 00:22:51,837 --> 00:22:53,065 They love you. 456 00:22:53,138 --> 00:22:54,571 Mmm, I love this salad. 457 00:22:54,639 --> 00:22:56,072 Do you like it? 458 00:22:56,141 --> 00:22:57,005 Yeah. 459 00:22:57,075 --> 00:22:58,007 Want one? 460 00:22:58,076 --> 00:23:00,044 No. I ate at the game. 461 00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:01,409 Rat dog, huh? 462 00:23:03,281 --> 00:23:04,373 What? 463 00:23:04,449 --> 00:23:05,381 [Laughing] 464 00:23:05,450 --> 00:23:06,883 That's a joke, right? 465 00:23:06,952 --> 00:23:08,385 I'm just kidding. 466 00:23:08,453 --> 00:23:09,886 They got good stuff there. 467 00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:15,325 I'm sorry. I can't believe it. 468 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:16,827 You're from the Yankees? 469 00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:18,362 That is so cool. 470 00:23:18,430 --> 00:23:20,921 Well, they're certainly a legendary team. 471 00:23:20,999 --> 00:23:24,435 Yeah. Yeah. I couldn't imagine playing for the Yankees. 472 00:23:24,503 --> 00:23:26,334 I mean, that's just too much. 473 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,839 The Yankees would be lucky to have you. 474 00:23:28,907 --> 00:23:30,636 Are you kidding? 475 00:23:30,709 --> 00:23:31,903 I don't know. 476 00:23:31,977 --> 00:23:34,912 I don't think the competition down here's so great. 477 00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:36,413 Maybe I'm just playing good 478 00:23:36,481 --> 00:23:38,415 because I'm not playing against anybody. 479 00:23:38,483 --> 00:23:39,916 You don't have any competition. 480 00:23:39,985 --> 00:23:43,921 I have never seen anybody pitch like that in my whole life. 481 00:23:43,989 --> 00:23:45,422 You ever had it clocked? 482 00:23:45,490 --> 00:23:47,890 Gotta be over 100 miles an hour. 483 00:23:47,959 --> 00:23:48,948 Think so? 484 00:23:49,027 --> 00:23:51,928 And where did you learn to hit like that? 485 00:23:51,997 --> 00:23:55,558 I just get the bat off my shoulder and... 486 00:23:55,634 --> 00:24:00,662 God, I am so lucky no other scouts have ever seen you play. 487 00:24:00,739 --> 00:24:03,674 A while ago, this guy from Chicago came down, 488 00:24:03,742 --> 00:24:05,175 but he got sick... 489 00:24:05,243 --> 00:24:06,642 and he died. 490 00:24:06,711 --> 00:24:07,871 Really? 491 00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:09,174 Mm-hmm. 492 00:24:09,247 --> 00:24:11,044 Thank you, Lord! 493 00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:13,209 [Speaking Spanish] 494 00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:14,377 You again. 495 00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:22,621 "Steve Ne-bra-ska." 496 00:24:22,694 --> 00:24:23,626 Gracias, 497 00:24:23,695 --> 00:24:24,627 De nada, 498 00:24:24,696 --> 00:24:26,630 You're like a god around here. 499 00:24:26,698 --> 00:24:28,131 I guess they like me. 500 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:29,633 I'd say that. 501 00:24:29,701 --> 00:24:31,430 Want to know a secret? 502 00:24:31,503 --> 00:24:33,801 Yeah, sure. 503 00:24:33,872 --> 00:24:37,501 I have never paid for a taco here once...ever. 504 00:24:37,576 --> 00:24:39,737 That's a secret? 505 00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:41,904 It's safe with me. 506 00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:45,415 So how did you wind up in Mexico? 507 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:47,042 You got family down here? 508 00:24:47,118 --> 00:24:48,449 No. 509 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:49,953 Where are they? 510 00:24:51,690 --> 00:24:52,782 Who? 511 00:24:52,858 --> 00:24:55,156 Your family. Where are they? 512 00:24:55,227 --> 00:24:56,421 Oh, them. 513 00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:58,156 They're, um... 514 00:24:58,230 --> 00:25:01,358 they're, um... they're in the... 515 00:25:01,433 --> 00:25:03,958 I don't really know where they are. 516 00:25:04,035 --> 00:25:05,764 They're just kind of, um... 517 00:25:10,308 --> 00:25:11,240 Steve. 518 00:25:11,309 --> 00:25:12,298 Hmm? 519 00:25:12,377 --> 00:25:13,605 Steve. 520 00:25:13,678 --> 00:25:15,578 Steve. Steve. 521 00:25:15,647 --> 00:25:16,739 Steve. 522 00:25:16,815 --> 00:25:17,873 Steve. 523 00:25:20,886 --> 00:25:22,877 Thpppt! 524 00:25:22,954 --> 00:25:23,886 [Laughing] 525 00:25:23,955 --> 00:25:25,889 So you're all alone here? 526 00:25:25,957 --> 00:25:28,255 Well, you're here now. 527 00:25:28,326 --> 00:25:29,759 Well, yes, I am. 528 00:25:29,828 --> 00:25:31,386 And thank God for that. 529 00:25:31,463 --> 00:25:33,397 So, what do you think, Nebraska? 530 00:25:33,465 --> 00:25:35,558 Want to be a New York Yankee? 531 00:25:38,470 --> 00:25:40,062 Would I make some money? 532 00:25:40,138 --> 00:25:41,571 Would you make some money? 533 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:45,076 You'll be one of the richest men in the world. 534 00:25:45,143 --> 00:25:46,405 You're King Kong. 535 00:25:46,478 --> 00:25:47,740 You've got it all. 536 00:25:47,812 --> 00:25:49,973 New York's gonna go crazy for you. 537 00:25:51,082 --> 00:25:53,016 I've never been to New York. 538 00:25:53,084 --> 00:25:56,076 I don't know anybody there. Where would I live? 539 00:25:56,154 --> 00:25:57,519 You live anywhere you choose. 540 00:25:57,589 --> 00:26:00,353 You can stay with me if you want to. 541 00:26:00,425 --> 00:26:01,756 No problem, Steve. 542 00:26:05,430 --> 00:26:07,227 O.K. Let's do it. 543 00:26:07,299 --> 00:26:08,231 That's it! 544 00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:09,232 Uh-huh. 545 00:26:09,301 --> 00:26:10,768 Hey, hey! 546 00:26:10,835 --> 00:26:14,066 Oh, man! This is the greatest! 547 00:26:14,139 --> 00:26:15,197 All right. 548 00:26:15,273 --> 00:26:17,707 I'll go to the hotel, make a call, 549 00:26:17,776 --> 00:26:19,209 get the ball rolling tonight. 550 00:26:19,277 --> 00:26:21,711 A few quick questions, standard stuff. 551 00:26:21,780 --> 00:26:22,712 O.K. 552 00:26:22,781 --> 00:26:24,214 You don't throw up... 553 00:26:24,282 --> 00:26:26,113 or run away or anything? 554 00:26:26,184 --> 00:26:27,617 Como? 555 00:26:27,686 --> 00:26:28,948 Huh? What? 556 00:26:29,020 --> 00:26:30,487 What do you mean? 557 00:26:30,555 --> 00:26:33,490 I mean, you don't get extra nervous... 558 00:26:33,558 --> 00:26:37,494 Steve, Yankee Stadium is different from what you've ever played in. 559 00:26:37,562 --> 00:26:40,497 It's a lot of people. It's not like here. 560 00:26:40,565 --> 00:26:41,998 Now, that doesn't bother you? 561 00:26:42,067 --> 00:26:43,398 No. People, that's O.K. 562 00:26:43,468 --> 00:26:45,902 I can play in front of a million people. 563 00:26:45,971 --> 00:26:47,404 I don't see the people, 564 00:26:47,472 --> 00:26:49,406 just the plate, the glove, the throw. 565 00:26:49,474 --> 00:26:51,032 You are beautiful! 566 00:26:51,109 --> 00:26:53,634 And that's it. No problems, right? 567 00:26:53,712 --> 00:26:55,236 Nothing else bothers you? 568 00:26:55,313 --> 00:26:57,178 Yeah, one thing bothers me. 569 00:26:57,248 --> 00:26:58,681 All these questions you're asking. 570 00:26:58,750 --> 00:27:00,012 I don't like questions. 571 00:27:00,085 --> 00:27:02,986 I don't like to answer questions. 572 00:27:03,054 --> 00:27:04,487 Steve, no more questions, 573 00:27:04,556 --> 00:27:06,023 just statements. 574 00:27:06,091 --> 00:27:08,025 We're going to New York! 575 00:27:08,093 --> 00:27:09,822 It's gonna be great! 576 00:27:09,961 --> 00:27:12,429 Ron, I'm on a different phone. Don't yell. 577 00:27:12,497 --> 00:27:16,263 It has nothing to do with the phone. I like yelling. 578 00:27:16,334 --> 00:27:18,859 I have found the most astounding ballplayer 579 00:27:18,937 --> 00:27:20,370 that ever lived. 580 00:27:20,438 --> 00:27:22,372 I've never seen anything like it. 581 00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:24,374 He can hit, pitch. It's extraordinary. 582 00:27:24,442 --> 00:27:26,672 I stake my reputation on it. 583 00:27:26,745 --> 00:27:27,871 Your reputation? 584 00:27:27,946 --> 00:27:30,107 Now that's a laugh. 585 00:27:30,181 --> 00:27:31,648 Whatever. Wait'll you see him. 586 00:27:31,716 --> 00:27:32,944 You'll change your mind. 587 00:27:33,018 --> 00:27:35,680 You're not bringing anybody back with you. 588 00:27:35,754 --> 00:27:37,187 Oh, yes, I am. 589 00:27:37,255 --> 00:27:39,519 You can't stop me. 590 00:27:39,591 --> 00:27:41,388 Oh, yeah? Watch this. 591 00:27:41,459 --> 00:27:44,257 You're fired. 592 00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:45,728 You're firing me? 593 00:27:45,797 --> 00:27:46,923 Yeah. 594 00:27:46,998 --> 00:27:49,899 So I am no longer affiliated with the Yankees? 595 00:27:49,968 --> 00:27:51,526 You got that one right. 596 00:27:51,603 --> 00:27:53,036 Then he's a free agent. 597 00:27:53,104 --> 00:27:55,732 I can do whatever I want with him. 598 00:27:55,807 --> 00:27:58,139 Marry him if you want to. 599 00:27:58,209 --> 00:28:00,837 This is an important moment of my life. 600 00:28:00,912 --> 00:28:02,937 We need someone to document it. 601 00:28:03,014 --> 00:28:05,414 A Mexican attorney just happened to come in. 602 00:28:05,483 --> 00:28:06,916 Would you come here, sir? 603 00:28:06,985 --> 00:28:09,419 I'm talking to the Yankee general manager. 604 00:28:09,487 --> 00:28:10,886 He has just fired me, 605 00:28:10,955 --> 00:28:13,856 which means he has no rights to Steve Nebraska. 606 00:28:13,925 --> 00:28:16,359 Steve Nebraska can go to the highest bidder. 607 00:28:16,428 --> 00:28:17,895 Do you understand? 608 00:28:17,962 --> 00:28:18,894 Si, 609 00:28:18,963 --> 00:28:20,362 There. Documented by an attorney, 610 00:28:20,432 --> 00:28:21,865 you fat bastard! 611 00:28:21,933 --> 00:28:23,867 Sir, your party has hung up. 612 00:28:23,935 --> 00:28:25,368 Huh? Where'd he go? 613 00:28:25,437 --> 00:28:26,870 I don't know, sir. 614 00:28:26,938 --> 00:28:30,135 Did he hear the fat bastard part? 615 00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:34,372 [Singing Take Me Out To The Ball Game In Spanish] 616 00:28:34,446 --> 00:28:35,413 Adios, 617 00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:36,412 Bye. 618 00:28:36,481 --> 00:28:37,413 Bye! 619 00:28:39,784 --> 00:28:41,547 Ha ha! Goodbye. 620 00:28:50,895 --> 00:28:52,954 Goodbye! 621 00:28:53,031 --> 00:28:55,829 ~ Do you know the way to San Jose? ~ 622 00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:57,993 ~ I've been away so long ~ 623 00:28:58,069 --> 00:29:00,435 ~ I may go wrong and lose my way ~ 624 00:29:00,505 --> 00:29:02,132 ~ Do you know the way... ~~ 625 00:29:02,207 --> 00:29:04,141 You're singing a little too loud. 626 00:29:04,209 --> 00:29:05,642 I'm singing too loudly? 627 00:29:05,710 --> 00:29:07,143 And talking too loudly. 628 00:29:07,212 --> 00:29:08,645 And talking too loudly? 629 00:29:08,713 --> 00:29:11,273 Could you turn that thing down? 630 00:29:11,349 --> 00:29:12,839 [Shouting] Know why that happens? 631 00:29:12,917 --> 00:29:15,852 It's because you got the earphones in your ears, 632 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,354 and then you can't hear yourself speak. 633 00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:20,983 ~ In a week or 2 they make you a star ~~ 634 00:29:21,059 --> 00:29:25,860 [Humming] 635 00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:30,867 What was that? 636 00:29:30,935 --> 00:29:33,130 I think it's her phone number. 637 00:29:33,204 --> 00:29:35,798 You didn't even look. How do you know? 638 00:29:35,874 --> 00:29:38,365 I'm pretty sure it's her phone number. 639 00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:39,876 Just out of curiosity, 640 00:29:39,944 --> 00:29:42,378 let's look at it. 641 00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:43,880 I'm curious. 642 00:29:43,948 --> 00:29:45,245 [Humming] 643 00:29:45,316 --> 00:29:48,877 ~ Away from home ~~ 644 00:29:48,953 --> 00:29:51,888 That must happen to you a lot, huh? 645 00:29:53,958 --> 00:29:56,893 I have a whole box of them. 646 00:29:57,962 --> 00:29:59,395 Celina. 647 00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:00,897 Gloria. 648 00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:04,002 ~ Ba-ba-ba-ba ~~ 649 00:30:04,135 --> 00:30:05,397 That's terrific news, Cliff. 650 00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:08,200 And who's Peter O'Malley sending? 651 00:30:08,273 --> 00:30:10,173 Al? 652 00:30:10,241 --> 00:30:12,402 Al? 653 00:30:15,346 --> 00:30:16,608 Al! 654 00:30:16,681 --> 00:30:18,512 I got to go. 655 00:30:18,583 --> 00:30:19,982 I'll call you tonight. 656 00:30:20,051 --> 00:30:21,109 Steve! 657 00:30:21,186 --> 00:30:22,676 Al! 658 00:30:22,754 --> 00:30:24,415 Steve. 659 00:30:24,489 --> 00:30:28,255 Have I got great news for you. 660 00:30:28,326 --> 00:30:29,850 Don't do that again. 661 00:30:29,928 --> 00:30:31,361 I thought you'd left. 662 00:30:31,429 --> 00:30:32,418 Leave you? 663 00:30:32,497 --> 00:30:34,692 I wouldn't count on it. 664 00:30:34,766 --> 00:30:36,290 Listen, things are heating up. 665 00:30:36,367 --> 00:30:38,301 Representatives from every major league team 666 00:30:38,369 --> 00:30:40,803 are coming here tomorrow to watch us play. 667 00:30:40,872 --> 00:30:44,467 But I thought I was going to be a Yankee. 668 00:30:44,542 --> 00:30:46,442 You still could be a Yankee. 669 00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:48,945 You could be a Yankee, a Brave, 670 00:30:49,013 --> 00:30:50,412 whoever likes us the best. 671 00:30:50,481 --> 00:30:53,450 You're still going to get to pitch at Yankee Stadium. 672 00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:55,986 I got the place for two hours. 673 00:30:56,054 --> 00:30:59,114 I don't have a lot of strings, but I pulled them all. 674 00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:00,623 ~ I love New York~ 675 00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:02,887 ~The buildings are very tall ~ 676 00:31:02,961 --> 00:31:04,394 ~ I love New York~ 677 00:31:04,462 --> 00:31:07,693 ~The people probably look real small from up there ~ 678 00:31:07,765 --> 00:31:09,323 ~ I love New York~ 679 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,630 ~ I love New York~ 680 00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:14,297 ~ Look at all the lights and all the people ~ 681 00:31:14,372 --> 00:31:16,897 ~ And there's a man wearing a dress in New York~ 682 00:31:16,975 --> 00:31:18,704 ~We love New York~ 683 00:31:18,776 --> 00:31:20,641 ~ It's my new home ~ 684 00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:23,340 ~ I love New York~~ 685 00:31:23,414 --> 00:31:24,642 Right here. 686 00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:26,547 Here. Here. 687 00:31:30,021 --> 00:31:31,921 Take whatever.... 688 00:31:31,990 --> 00:31:33,924 Hey, good luck. 689 00:31:33,992 --> 00:31:34,924 Thanks. 690 00:31:34,993 --> 00:31:37,427 Listen, I got a beautiful sister. 691 00:31:37,495 --> 00:31:38,928 Here's her number. 692 00:31:38,997 --> 00:31:40,430 Give her a call. 693 00:31:40,498 --> 00:31:41,430 Thanks. 694 00:31:41,499 --> 00:31:43,433 Come on, Al. 695 00:31:48,006 --> 00:31:49,439 Look who's back. 696 00:31:49,507 --> 00:31:51,441 Ah, Mr. Percolo, welcome back. 697 00:31:51,509 --> 00:31:52,942 Hi, Danny. 698 00:31:53,011 --> 00:31:54,444 How you doing? 699 00:31:54,512 --> 00:31:56,673 Danny, Steve Nebraska, 700 00:31:56,748 --> 00:31:59,114 maybe the greatest ballplayer that ever lived. 701 00:31:59,183 --> 00:32:03,051 Steve's staying with me for a while, so be nice. 702 00:32:03,121 --> 00:32:04,053 That's wonderful. 703 00:32:04,122 --> 00:32:05,885 You're a ballplayer, huh? 704 00:32:05,957 --> 00:32:07,390 Who do you play for? 705 00:32:07,458 --> 00:32:09,892 We don't know yet, but whoever it is, 706 00:32:09,961 --> 00:32:12,395 Al says we're gonna be rich. 707 00:32:12,463 --> 00:32:14,397 Ha ha. Come on. 708 00:32:14,465 --> 00:32:15,397 Rich! 709 00:32:15,466 --> 00:32:16,899 Come on. 710 00:32:22,974 --> 00:32:24,908 It's not a good idea 711 00:32:24,976 --> 00:32:27,410 to say you're gonna be rich. 712 00:32:27,478 --> 00:32:29,412 It always works out badly. 713 00:32:30,982 --> 00:32:32,916 Well... 714 00:32:32,984 --> 00:32:34,417 Iet's go back down there 715 00:32:34,485 --> 00:32:37,420 and tell him that we're not gonna be rich. 716 00:32:37,488 --> 00:32:38,921 It's too late now. 717 00:32:38,990 --> 00:32:40,423 People always believe 718 00:32:40,491 --> 00:32:42,425 the first thing they hear. 719 00:32:44,362 --> 00:32:48,992 [Saxophonist Practices Scales] 720 00:32:58,443 --> 00:33:00,377 Home sweet home. 721 00:33:00,445 --> 00:33:01,878 Wow. 722 00:33:01,946 --> 00:33:04,881 Would you look at this place? 723 00:33:05,950 --> 00:33:07,383 It's huge. 724 00:33:08,453 --> 00:33:10,887 It's got a view and everything. 725 00:33:10,955 --> 00:33:12,388 It's of another building, 726 00:33:12,457 --> 00:33:14,891 but I guess it's a view. 727 00:33:14,959 --> 00:33:16,449 Nobody broke in. 728 00:33:18,963 --> 00:33:20,396 I feel rich already. 729 00:33:20,465 --> 00:33:22,899 Take the bedroom. I'll sleep out here. 730 00:33:22,967 --> 00:33:24,400 I'm all right here. 731 00:33:24,469 --> 00:33:26,903 I don't want you screwing up your back. 732 00:33:26,971 --> 00:33:28,404 Take the bedroom. 733 00:33:28,473 --> 00:33:29,405 O.K. 734 00:33:32,977 --> 00:33:35,468 Look at the size of this bed! 735 00:33:35,546 --> 00:33:36,979 Don't jump on that! 736 00:33:37,048 --> 00:33:38,982 That's not gonna hold! 737 00:33:39,050 --> 00:33:40,415 I'm sorry. 738 00:33:41,986 --> 00:33:44,147 Where's that box of phone numbers 739 00:33:44,222 --> 00:33:45,689 I had on the airplane? 740 00:33:47,492 --> 00:33:48,925 I can't believe that people 741 00:33:48,993 --> 00:33:51,928 are gonna be getting laid in this apartment, 742 00:33:51,996 --> 00:33:53,930 and I'm not one of them. 743 00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:57,525 [Snoring] 744 00:34:01,005 --> 00:34:03,599 Go away. 745 00:34:03,674 --> 00:34:05,539 [Mumbling] 746 00:34:06,611 --> 00:34:07,908 Put it down. 747 00:34:09,447 --> 00:34:10,880 I hate you! 748 00:34:11,949 --> 00:34:13,883 I can't stop! 749 00:34:18,022 --> 00:34:20,490 Aah! 750 00:34:27,465 --> 00:34:28,432 Good morning. 751 00:34:28,499 --> 00:34:31,400 I want to thank you all for coming here 752 00:34:31,469 --> 00:34:33,027 on such short notice. 753 00:34:33,104 --> 00:34:36,039 But, boy, have we got a beautiful day for this. 754 00:34:36,107 --> 00:34:38,632 Jesus Christ, he's going to make speeches now. 755 00:34:38,709 --> 00:34:40,643 Now in my opinion, 756 00:34:40,711 --> 00:34:43,145 you're about to see the best ballplayer 757 00:34:43,214 --> 00:34:44,647 I've ever seen, 758 00:34:44,715 --> 00:34:46,148 but you be the judge. 759 00:34:46,217 --> 00:34:47,650 No more talk. 760 00:34:47,718 --> 00:34:49,151 Time to see him. 761 00:34:49,220 --> 00:34:50,915 Ladies and gentlemen... 762 00:34:50,988 --> 00:34:53,081 Steve Nebraska, 763 00:34:53,157 --> 00:34:54,920 right here. 764 00:34:57,628 --> 00:34:59,357 Come out now! 765 00:35:00,431 --> 00:35:02,058 Where is he? 766 00:35:04,702 --> 00:35:06,363 Where is he, Al? 767 00:35:06,437 --> 00:35:08,871 There we go, Steve Nebraska! 768 00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:10,874 Come on out. 769 00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:12,705 Check the turnpike, Al. 770 00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:15,371 - Ha ha ha! - Ha ha ha! 771 00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:19,746 I'm sure. 772 00:35:19,817 --> 00:35:21,375 Where is he? Steve! 773 00:35:21,452 --> 00:35:24,250 There he is. Just getting his shoes on. 774 00:35:24,322 --> 00:35:25,880 Steve Nebraska! 775 00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:28,585 Take a few warmups, 776 00:35:28,659 --> 00:35:31,059 and let me know when you're ready. 777 00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:32,562 I don't need to warm up. 778 00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:34,063 Are you sure? 779 00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:35,895 He's all warmed up. 780 00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:38,401 I guess that's what he was doing. 781 00:35:38,469 --> 00:35:40,027 O.K., now, 782 00:35:40,104 --> 00:35:41,901 a pitcher of Steve's quality 783 00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:44,703 has got to have somebody to pitch to. 784 00:35:44,775 --> 00:35:48,734 Can you believe who's going to help us out here? 785 00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:50,246 One of the greats-- 786 00:35:50,314 --> 00:35:52,145 Keith Hernandez! 787 00:35:53,484 --> 00:35:54,416 Keith! 788 00:35:54,485 --> 00:35:57,010 Thanks a lot for coming. 789 00:35:57,088 --> 00:35:58,851 Right up there. 790 00:35:58,923 --> 00:36:00,356 O.K., here we go! 791 00:36:01,626 --> 00:36:03,059 Where's my money? 792 00:36:03,127 --> 00:36:04,526 I don't have it on me. 793 00:36:04,595 --> 00:36:06,028 I don't do this 794 00:36:06,097 --> 00:36:08,031 unless I'm paid up-front. 795 00:36:08,099 --> 00:36:10,863 I'll give you the money, O.K.? 796 00:36:10,935 --> 00:36:13,631 O.K. 797 00:36:13,704 --> 00:36:15,365 Steve, fire when ready. 798 00:36:33,791 --> 00:36:35,281 Excuse me... 799 00:36:35,359 --> 00:36:38,294 I, um, I don't know what those signals mean. 800 00:36:38,362 --> 00:36:40,887 Then why are you shaking your head no? 801 00:36:40,965 --> 00:36:42,398 Uh, I don't know. 802 00:36:42,466 --> 00:36:44,627 You're supposed to shake no, right? 803 00:36:44,702 --> 00:36:47,398 Hey, just throw what you want to throw. 804 00:36:47,471 --> 00:36:50,031 O.K., all right. 805 00:37:04,522 --> 00:37:06,183 Ooh! 806 00:37:06,257 --> 00:37:07,690 Holy mackerel! 807 00:37:10,661 --> 00:37:13,459 I've never seen anything like this. 808 00:37:13,531 --> 00:37:16,466 How much do you want to go on this kid? 809 00:37:16,534 --> 00:37:17,967 Whatever it takes. 810 00:37:18,035 --> 00:37:19,525 You got it. 811 00:37:24,709 --> 00:37:27,872 Man, did you see that? 812 00:37:32,583 --> 00:37:34,881 Strike 3. He's out. 813 00:37:34,952 --> 00:37:37,785 Keith, step out a minute, will you, please? 814 00:37:37,855 --> 00:37:39,379 Larry, did you clock him? 815 00:37:39,457 --> 00:37:40,890 It's broken. 816 00:37:40,958 --> 00:37:43,893 It says 6 then 7 then 9. 817 00:37:43,961 --> 00:37:46,395 It had to be faster than that. 818 00:37:46,464 --> 00:37:47,522 That's 109. 819 00:37:47,598 --> 00:37:49,395 Oh, no, it can't be. 820 00:37:49,467 --> 00:37:51,401 This thing doesn't go over 100. 821 00:37:51,469 --> 00:37:52,902 See the asterisk? 822 00:37:52,970 --> 00:37:54,403 That means you've reached 100, 823 00:37:54,472 --> 00:37:56,838 then you've got your number-- 109. 824 00:37:58,409 --> 00:37:59,842 God damn. 825 00:37:59,910 --> 00:38:02,003 If all Steve did was pitch, 826 00:38:02,079 --> 00:38:03,512 that would be pretty good, 827 00:38:03,581 --> 00:38:05,572 but he likes to hit, too. 828 00:38:05,650 --> 00:38:08,050 I wanted to give him the best competition, 829 00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:10,417 so to help us out... 830 00:38:10,488 --> 00:38:12,422 Bret Saberhagen. 831 00:38:13,891 --> 00:38:16,359 Bret, thanks a lot. I appreciate it. 832 00:38:16,427 --> 00:38:17,860 I haven't been paid yet. 833 00:38:17,928 --> 00:38:19,862 What is it with you guys? 834 00:38:19,930 --> 00:38:21,363 It's in the mail. 835 00:38:21,432 --> 00:38:23,866 Keith said I'm supposed to get paid first. 836 00:38:23,934 --> 00:38:25,868 He's just a mistrustful fellow. 837 00:38:25,936 --> 00:38:27,369 That was the agreement. 838 00:38:27,438 --> 00:38:30,373 $9 million, he needs my money. 839 00:38:40,818 --> 00:38:42,615 Whoa! 840 00:38:49,627 --> 00:38:51,254 O.K. if I switch? 841 00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:52,796 Do whatever you want. 842 00:38:57,435 --> 00:39:00,004 Well, there you have it. 843 00:39:00,137 --> 00:39:02,071 Where'd this guy come from? 844 00:39:02,139 --> 00:39:05,370 The bidding's going to go differently than you're used to. 845 00:39:05,443 --> 00:39:09,106 All sealed bids will be delivered to me 846 00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:10,875 within one hour. 847 00:39:10,948 --> 00:39:13,178 How come you're accepting the bids? 848 00:39:13,250 --> 00:39:14,877 Who authorized you? 849 00:39:14,952 --> 00:39:16,214 Steve did. 850 00:39:16,287 --> 00:39:18,278 Remember when you let me go? 851 00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:20,881 He hired me. 852 00:39:30,434 --> 00:39:32,129 Yeah, that's fair. 853 00:39:34,705 --> 00:39:36,104 Yankee letterhead. 854 00:39:36,173 --> 00:39:38,164 Look at Steinbrenner. 855 00:39:38,242 --> 00:39:39,174 Pokerfaced. 856 00:39:42,446 --> 00:39:43,879 Ladies and gentlemen... 857 00:39:43,948 --> 00:39:46,382 thank you for waiting. 858 00:39:46,450 --> 00:39:49,248 We're ready to announce now the winning bid. 859 00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:51,754 We want to thank you all very much. 860 00:39:51,822 --> 00:39:52,789 Uh... 861 00:39:52,857 --> 00:39:54,882 I've never done this before. 862 00:39:54,959 --> 00:39:58,019 I'm a scout, not a speaker. 863 00:39:58,095 --> 00:40:00,825 I'm a little nervous at this. 864 00:40:00,898 --> 00:40:03,389 I want to thank all of the clubs. 865 00:40:03,467 --> 00:40:06,527 All of the bids were very, very respectable, 866 00:40:06,604 --> 00:40:08,037 but like a baseball game, 867 00:40:08,105 --> 00:40:10,096 somebody has to win, and somebody did. 868 00:40:10,174 --> 00:40:14,804 With a bid of $55 million 869 00:40:14,879 --> 00:40:17,814 over the next four years, 870 00:40:17,882 --> 00:40:20,282 Steve Nebraska is very proud to be 871 00:40:20,351 --> 00:40:22,148 a New York Yankee! 872 00:40:22,219 --> 00:40:25,313 Thank you for coming, and we'll see you on the field. 873 00:40:25,389 --> 00:40:27,482 $55 million after one tryout? 874 00:40:27,558 --> 00:40:29,458 How can you justify that? 875 00:40:29,527 --> 00:40:31,927 I have to go with my gut instinct. 876 00:40:31,996 --> 00:40:33,429 After what I saw today, 877 00:40:33,497 --> 00:40:35,556 he's worth every penny of it. 878 00:40:35,633 --> 00:40:37,157 So he's pitching right away? 879 00:40:37,234 --> 00:40:40,431 He's pitching as soon as we get him in uniform. 880 00:40:40,504 --> 00:40:43,302 That's not the way the deal was structured. 881 00:40:43,374 --> 00:40:45,137 It isn't? 882 00:40:45,209 --> 00:40:47,803 Uh, Mr. Wilson may not be informed, 883 00:40:47,878 --> 00:40:51,473 but the teams were in agreement that no matter who got Steve, 884 00:40:51,549 --> 00:40:53,813 because we're far into this season, 885 00:40:53,884 --> 00:40:57,547 Steve doesn't want to take any blame or credit, 886 00:40:57,621 --> 00:41:01,079 so he would get a fresh start next year as a Yankee. 887 00:41:01,158 --> 00:41:03,388 Well, just a minute. What are you saying? 888 00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:05,986 We can't play him this year? 889 00:41:06,063 --> 00:41:07,496 Stop taking my picture. 890 00:41:07,565 --> 00:41:09,260 You got 32 already. 891 00:41:09,333 --> 00:41:12,894 Mr. Wilson is asking what would happen 892 00:41:12,970 --> 00:41:14,403 if the New York Yankees 893 00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:16,565 would get into the World Series? 894 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:18,904 - Ha ha ha! - Ha ha ha! 895 00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:22,207 Why are they laughing, Al? 896 00:41:22,279 --> 00:41:24,747 I'm going to make a deal right now. 897 00:41:24,815 --> 00:41:27,249 If the Yankees get in the World Series, 898 00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:29,912 Steve Nebraska pitches the first game. 899 00:41:29,987 --> 00:41:31,249 All right? 900 00:41:31,322 --> 00:41:33,916 Does that mean I pitch the first game? 901 00:41:33,991 --> 00:41:36,425 It can never happen. Don't worry. 902 00:41:37,661 --> 00:41:40,960 How many years did you play in Mexico? 903 00:41:41,031 --> 00:41:42,965 Steve, where do you live? 904 00:41:43,033 --> 00:41:44,625 Um, I don't know. 905 00:41:44,702 --> 00:41:46,693 Al, Al, Al, Al! 906 00:41:46,770 --> 00:41:48,738 Al, Al, Al, Al! 907 00:41:48,806 --> 00:41:50,706 All right, all right. 908 00:41:50,774 --> 00:41:53,174 Folks, it's been a very long morning. 909 00:41:53,244 --> 00:41:55,940 He's tired. Just give him a break. 910 00:41:56,013 --> 00:41:57,537 No more pictures. 911 00:42:04,955 --> 00:42:07,389 Put him down! Put him down! 912 00:42:08,959 --> 00:42:09,948 Now, gentlemen-- 913 00:42:11,462 --> 00:42:12,793 All right. 914 00:42:15,399 --> 00:42:17,560 I just want to reiterate 915 00:42:17,635 --> 00:42:19,899 on behalf of George Steinbrenner... 916 00:42:20,037 --> 00:42:21,402 O.K., it's official. 917 00:42:21,472 --> 00:42:22,734 [Applause] 918 00:42:22,806 --> 00:42:24,706 Congratulations, Steve. 919 00:42:25,809 --> 00:42:29,108 Al, I want to talk to you for a minute. 920 00:42:29,179 --> 00:42:30,908 Be right back, kiddo. 921 00:42:32,483 --> 00:42:35,418 Al, we're going to need a little something from you. 922 00:42:35,486 --> 00:42:37,954 Your lawyer didn't tell you about the letter? 923 00:42:38,022 --> 00:42:41,321 What are you talking about? What letter? 924 00:42:41,392 --> 00:42:42,825 Before we pay him, 925 00:42:42,893 --> 00:42:45,418 we'll need a letter from a psychiatrist 926 00:42:45,496 --> 00:42:46,929 saying that he's all right. 927 00:42:46,997 --> 00:42:48,931 You already paid him the money. 928 00:42:48,999 --> 00:42:50,398 He just signed the contract. 929 00:42:50,467 --> 00:42:53,436 That was ceremonial. Your lawyer knows this. 930 00:42:53,504 --> 00:42:56,098 This is the most amount of money 931 00:42:56,173 --> 00:42:57,868 anybody has ever been paid. 932 00:42:57,942 --> 00:42:59,375 Mr. Steinbrenner wants assurances 933 00:42:59,443 --> 00:43:02,276 that Steve won't flake out like your other picks. 934 00:43:02,346 --> 00:43:04,644 I find this insulting. This is ridiculous. 935 00:43:04,715 --> 00:43:07,115 Did you see him pick up that photographer? 936 00:43:07,184 --> 00:43:08,378 So what? 937 00:43:08,452 --> 00:43:10,044 I told him to. 938 00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:13,055 Then I told him to put him down, which he did. 939 00:43:13,123 --> 00:43:15,785 I find this very insulting. 940 00:43:15,859 --> 00:43:18,123 I'll have the letter tomorrow. 941 00:43:18,195 --> 00:43:21,653 We can set you up with a doctor if you like. 942 00:43:21,732 --> 00:43:23,962 My sister was in the field. 943 00:43:24,034 --> 00:43:25,524 As long as they're qualified. 944 00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:27,537 Well, of course they'll be qualified. 945 00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:29,470 I'm not an idiot. 946 00:43:29,540 --> 00:43:31,599 "Physicians... 947 00:43:31,675 --> 00:43:33,233 physicians... 948 00:43:33,310 --> 00:43:35,244 plastic surgery... 949 00:43:35,312 --> 00:43:36,404 anesthetic... 950 00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:37,412 dietary... 951 00:43:37,481 --> 00:43:38,914 psychiatry... 952 00:43:38,983 --> 00:43:40,348 affiliated... 953 00:43:40,417 --> 00:43:42,510 Dr. H. Aaron!" 954 00:43:42,586 --> 00:43:43,917 Oh, boy! 955 00:43:43,988 --> 00:43:46,923 Hammering Hank, yes, indeed. 956 00:43:50,494 --> 00:43:51,654 Hey, Steve. 957 00:43:51,729 --> 00:43:54,459 Save a little of that appetite for lunch. 958 00:43:57,434 --> 00:43:58,366 Hello? 959 00:43:58,435 --> 00:44:00,027 Dr. H. Aaron, please. 960 00:44:00,104 --> 00:44:01,594 This is she. 961 00:44:01,672 --> 00:44:02,866 You're kidding. 962 00:44:03,941 --> 00:44:06,375 I'd like to come see you right now. 963 00:44:06,443 --> 00:44:07,876 Is that a possibility? 964 00:44:07,945 --> 00:44:09,378 Who am I speaking to? 965 00:44:09,446 --> 00:44:12,677 I'm Al Percolo, and I'm with the New York Yankees. 966 00:44:12,750 --> 00:44:14,684 Would you like an appointment? 967 00:44:14,752 --> 00:44:16,185 I'd like one now. 968 00:44:16,253 --> 00:44:19,188 If you're still at that address in the Yellow Pages, 969 00:44:19,256 --> 00:44:20,883 I could scoot over now. 970 00:44:20,958 --> 00:44:22,892 Is this an emergency? 971 00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:24,621 Well... 972 00:44:26,764 --> 00:44:27,788 yes, yes. 973 00:44:27,865 --> 00:44:29,298 Yes, it is. 974 00:44:29,366 --> 00:44:31,391 I'll see you in 45 minutes. 975 00:44:31,468 --> 00:44:32,901 O.K., we'll waste a little... 976 00:44:32,970 --> 00:44:36,462 Well, we'll see you in 45 minutes. 977 00:44:37,541 --> 00:44:39,406 Fantastic. 978 00:44:39,476 --> 00:44:40,909 I did it. 979 00:44:40,978 --> 00:44:42,411 10 minutes with this broad, 980 00:44:42,479 --> 00:44:44,310 we got the letter. 981 00:44:46,483 --> 00:44:47,415 You know, last night 982 00:44:47,484 --> 00:44:48,917 you were really having 983 00:44:48,986 --> 00:44:50,920 quite a little nightmare. 984 00:44:50,988 --> 00:44:52,421 No, I wasn't. 985 00:44:52,489 --> 00:44:53,421 You weren't? 986 00:44:53,490 --> 00:44:55,424 Maybe it was me. 987 00:44:56,493 --> 00:44:57,357 Yep. 988 00:44:57,428 --> 00:44:59,362 Cranham Center. This is it. 989 00:45:14,445 --> 00:45:16,879 What's she going to do, Al? 990 00:45:16,947 --> 00:45:18,380 It's like a physical, 991 00:45:18,449 --> 00:45:19,882 only mental. 992 00:45:28,459 --> 00:45:30,393 [Sniffling] 993 00:45:37,835 --> 00:45:39,268 Was that the doctor? 994 00:45:39,336 --> 00:45:40,769 Gee, I hope not. 995 00:45:42,473 --> 00:45:44,566 Good morning. I'm Dr. Aaron. 996 00:45:44,641 --> 00:45:45,835 Mr. Percolo? 997 00:45:45,909 --> 00:45:47,399 I'm Mr. Percolo. 998 00:45:47,478 --> 00:45:50,447 Uh, could I talk to you for a minute? 999 00:45:50,514 --> 00:45:51,446 Of course. 1000 00:45:51,515 --> 00:45:52,948 I'll be right back. 1001 00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:57,578 [Sniffs] 1002 00:46:01,058 --> 00:46:04,186 I appreciate you seeing us on such short notice. 1003 00:46:04,261 --> 00:46:07,196 Before we start, may I ask you a question? 1004 00:46:07,264 --> 00:46:08,196 Sure. 1005 00:46:08,265 --> 00:46:09,698 You licensed? 1006 00:46:09,767 --> 00:46:11,200 Am I licensed? 1007 00:46:11,268 --> 00:46:13,566 Yes, I am licensed. 1008 00:46:13,637 --> 00:46:15,571 Would it be rude to... 1009 00:46:15,639 --> 00:46:17,072 to see a diploma? 1010 00:46:17,141 --> 00:46:19,302 Anything you can show me? 1011 00:46:19,376 --> 00:46:21,867 No one's asked to see my diploma 1012 00:46:21,945 --> 00:46:24,311 since I began the practice. 1013 00:46:24,381 --> 00:46:25,746 No. 1014 00:46:25,816 --> 00:46:27,306 Yes. 1015 00:46:27,384 --> 00:46:28,783 It's on the wall. 1016 00:46:28,852 --> 00:46:29,784 Those? 1017 00:46:29,853 --> 00:46:30,785 Mm-hmm. 1018 00:46:30,854 --> 00:46:32,788 I'll take a quick look. 1019 00:46:37,961 --> 00:46:39,394 Harvard? 1020 00:46:39,463 --> 00:46:40,896 Whoa, whoa! 1021 00:46:40,964 --> 00:46:41,896 Great. 1022 00:46:41,965 --> 00:46:43,398 That's the real one? 1023 00:46:43,467 --> 00:46:45,401 Yes, that's the real one. 1024 00:46:46,970 --> 00:46:48,904 Well, this is very impressive. 1025 00:46:48,972 --> 00:46:50,906 Anything with a picture on it? 1026 00:46:50,974 --> 00:46:52,407 Is this a joke? 1027 00:46:52,476 --> 00:46:53,909 Is this a joke? 1028 00:46:53,977 --> 00:46:56,411 I just want to make sure it's you. 1029 00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:58,209 It's got to be you. 1030 00:46:58,282 --> 00:46:59,840 You can't put up a diploma if it's not yours. 1031 00:46:59,917 --> 00:47:01,544 That's a felony, isn't it? 1032 00:47:01,618 --> 00:47:04,348 Why don't you tell me what's going on? 1033 00:47:04,421 --> 00:47:07,356 The kid sitting out there, Steve Nebraska, 1034 00:47:07,424 --> 00:47:08,857 is probably the best baseball player 1035 00:47:08,926 --> 00:47:10,450 that ever lived. 1036 00:47:10,527 --> 00:47:13,462 He has just signed a deal with the New York Yankees 1037 00:47:13,530 --> 00:47:16,522 that's gonna make him almost $60 million. 1038 00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:19,034 When you pay that kind of money, 1039 00:47:19,102 --> 00:47:22,037 you want to be assured that everything's gonna be O.K. 1040 00:47:22,105 --> 00:47:25,040 They just need a couple of sentences on a letterhead 1041 00:47:25,108 --> 00:47:26,541 that they believe that says 1042 00:47:26,610 --> 00:47:28,544 he's not gonna shoot anybody 1043 00:47:28,612 --> 00:47:32,048 or run away or throw up on the mound. 1044 00:47:32,115 --> 00:47:34,777 Tell me again what this letter should say? 1045 00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:36,376 Address it to George Steinbrenner. 1046 00:47:36,453 --> 00:47:37,886 You just want to say... 1047 00:47:37,955 --> 00:47:40,389 who you are in a sentence or two. 1048 00:47:40,457 --> 00:47:42,391 Say that you went to Harvard... 1049 00:47:42,459 --> 00:47:44,484 is the right thing to say. 1050 00:47:44,561 --> 00:47:46,654 And then say Steve's not nuts, 1051 00:47:46,730 --> 00:47:48,129 not gonna run away. 1052 00:47:48,198 --> 00:47:49,893 Good deal there. Congratulations. 1053 00:47:49,967 --> 00:47:51,400 Then you'll sign your name. 1054 00:47:51,468 --> 00:47:54,403 If you want to include a xerox of the diploma, 1055 00:47:54,471 --> 00:47:55,904 that would be helpful. 1056 00:47:55,973 --> 00:47:59,272 And you could put, "P.S. Sorry about Billy Martin." 1057 00:47:59,343 --> 00:48:00,640 Billy Martin? 1058 00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:02,838 Just a guy he kept firing 1059 00:48:02,913 --> 00:48:04,346 till he finally died. 1060 00:48:05,582 --> 00:48:07,516 Why don't I talk to Steve, 1061 00:48:07,584 --> 00:48:10,144 and then we can talk after that? 1062 00:48:10,220 --> 00:48:12,654 You don't want to do the letter first? 1063 00:48:12,723 --> 00:48:14,953 I don't think so. 1064 00:48:18,795 --> 00:48:20,820 These smell so good. 1065 00:48:20,898 --> 00:48:23,093 Yes, it's nice. 1066 00:48:28,939 --> 00:48:30,702 What are you doing? 1067 00:48:30,774 --> 00:48:32,207 What are you doing? 1068 00:48:32,276 --> 00:48:33,709 It's a physical. 1069 00:48:33,777 --> 00:48:34,709 What physical? 1070 00:48:34,778 --> 00:48:36,211 Al said that-- 1071 00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:39,374 I told him it was like a physical. 1072 00:48:39,449 --> 00:48:42,612 Put your pants on. 1073 00:48:42,686 --> 00:48:43,675 We're done. 1074 00:48:43,754 --> 00:48:46,086 Maybe it would be better, Mr. Percolo, 1075 00:48:46,156 --> 00:48:48,886 if I spoke to Steve alone. 1076 00:48:48,959 --> 00:48:50,392 All right. 1077 00:48:50,460 --> 00:48:51,392 Um... 1078 00:48:51,461 --> 00:48:52,894 I'll be right out here. 1079 00:48:53,964 --> 00:48:56,831 I would prefer if Al stayed here 1080 00:48:56,900 --> 00:48:59,061 in the room with me. 1081 00:48:59,136 --> 00:49:02,970 Well, I'd really rather talk to you alone. 1082 00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:04,974 I know, but I would feel 1083 00:49:05,042 --> 00:49:06,475 much more comfortable. 1084 00:49:06,543 --> 00:49:07,976 It's his first time, 1085 00:49:08,045 --> 00:49:10,377 and he's just a little nervous, 1086 00:49:10,447 --> 00:49:11,880 so I'll sit here. 1087 00:49:11,949 --> 00:49:14,884 You won't even know I'm in the room. 1088 00:49:14,952 --> 00:49:16,317 I'll disappear. 1089 00:49:16,386 --> 00:49:18,183 All right. 1090 00:49:18,255 --> 00:49:19,347 All right. 1091 00:49:20,924 --> 00:49:22,858 Please sit down, Steve. 1092 00:49:22,926 --> 00:49:24,359 Ahem. 1093 00:49:24,428 --> 00:49:26,362 So, Steve, where are you from? 1094 00:49:26,430 --> 00:49:27,863 I found him in Mexico. 1095 00:49:27,931 --> 00:49:29,364 I was asking Steve. 1096 00:49:29,433 --> 00:49:30,365 I answered? 1097 00:49:30,434 --> 00:49:31,366 Yeah. 1098 00:49:31,435 --> 00:49:33,369 So you're from Mexico? 1099 00:49:33,437 --> 00:49:35,371 Uh, no, I'm not from Mexico. 1100 00:49:35,439 --> 00:49:38,374 I was just down there for a couple of years. 1101 00:49:38,442 --> 00:49:39,932 And why Mexico? 1102 00:49:40,010 --> 00:49:42,877 Because it's, um... 1103 00:49:42,946 --> 00:49:44,743 where I went. 1104 00:49:44,815 --> 00:49:45,941 Mm-hmm. 1105 00:49:46,016 --> 00:49:48,541 You don't remember what brought you down there? 1106 00:49:48,618 --> 00:49:49,550 Uh-uh. 1107 00:49:49,619 --> 00:49:50,881 Well... 1108 00:49:50,954 --> 00:49:53,889 uh, not, not... 1109 00:49:53,957 --> 00:49:57,393 Baseball brought you down there, didn't it? 1110 00:49:57,461 --> 00:49:59,725 Baseball brought me down there. 1111 00:49:59,796 --> 00:50:02,924 You really like baseball, hmm? 1112 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,058 Yes, ma'am, 1113 00:50:04,134 --> 00:50:06,568 it's my favorite thing in the whole world. 1114 00:50:06,636 --> 00:50:08,900 When did you start playing? 1115 00:50:10,607 --> 00:50:12,632 Steve, is there something wrong? 1116 00:50:14,378 --> 00:50:16,903 I just, uh... 1117 00:50:16,980 --> 00:50:19,073 I don't like all these questions. 1118 00:50:19,149 --> 00:50:21,583 Do you sometimes feel that there are things 1119 00:50:21,651 --> 00:50:24,586 that you try to remember and can't? 1120 00:50:24,654 --> 00:50:26,417 Yeah. No. 1121 00:50:26,490 --> 00:50:28,390 I guess so. I don't know. 1122 00:50:28,458 --> 00:50:30,926 You know what I'd like to try? 1123 00:50:30,994 --> 00:50:33,428 I'd like to show you some pictures. 1124 00:50:33,497 --> 00:50:36,432 I want you to give me your immediate response. 1125 00:50:36,500 --> 00:50:37,933 Just look at the picture, 1126 00:50:38,001 --> 00:50:39,434 and without even thinking, 1127 00:50:39,503 --> 00:50:42,404 just tell me what it means to you. 1128 00:50:43,974 --> 00:50:46,442 It's kind of like a word-association game. 1129 00:50:46,510 --> 00:50:47,943 Just look at the picture 1130 00:50:48,011 --> 00:50:50,445 and tell me whatever comes to your mind. 1131 00:50:52,516 --> 00:50:53,448 O.K. 1132 00:50:53,517 --> 00:50:54,449 Who's that? 1133 00:50:54,518 --> 00:50:56,247 These aren't actual people. 1134 00:50:56,319 --> 00:50:59,311 Now what does this look like to you? 1135 00:50:59,389 --> 00:51:00,822 That guy's faking it. 1136 00:51:00,891 --> 00:51:04,088 You can tell 'cause the doctors don't look concerned at all. 1137 00:51:04,161 --> 00:51:07,392 He's just pretending to be in a coma. 1138 00:51:07,464 --> 00:51:09,193 He knows if he opens his eyes, 1139 00:51:09,266 --> 00:51:12,531 he's going to see his bill. 1140 00:51:12,602 --> 00:51:14,035 He stays in a coma 1141 00:51:14,104 --> 00:51:16,868 so he doesn't have to pay his bill. 1142 00:51:16,940 --> 00:51:18,373 What a great idea. 1143 00:51:18,442 --> 00:51:20,410 Mr. Percolo, if you keep speaking, 1144 00:51:20,477 --> 00:51:23,640 I'm going to have to ask you to step outside. 1145 00:51:23,713 --> 00:51:24,907 Sorry. 1146 00:51:24,981 --> 00:51:27,814 You know, the medical costs being what they are-- 1147 00:51:27,884 --> 00:51:30,114 The next picture, Steve. 1148 00:51:32,389 --> 00:51:34,357 These guys are in trouble. 1149 00:51:34,424 --> 00:51:37,120 They look like they're in trouble? 1150 00:51:37,194 --> 00:51:39,719 Not yet, but when that driver gets angry, 1151 00:51:39,796 --> 00:51:41,229 and he's going to, 1152 00:51:41,298 --> 00:51:43,926 they're all going to start screaming and crying. 1153 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:45,194 It's just-- 1154 00:51:45,268 --> 00:51:48,760 It's going to be a mess. 1155 00:51:54,811 --> 00:51:55,937 This one? 1156 00:51:57,747 --> 00:51:58,975 She sneezed. 1157 00:52:03,086 --> 00:52:05,486 Anything else? 1158 00:52:05,555 --> 00:52:07,386 Um... 1159 00:52:07,457 --> 00:52:09,391 she sneezed by the door. 1160 00:52:09,459 --> 00:52:11,051 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 1161 00:52:14,164 --> 00:52:17,258 That's Batman. 1162 00:52:17,334 --> 00:52:18,767 Batman? 1163 00:52:18,835 --> 00:52:21,269 Batman. Sometimes he goes without his cape. 1164 00:52:27,310 --> 00:52:28,242 O.K. 1165 00:52:28,311 --> 00:52:30,245 And this is the last one. 1166 00:52:37,954 --> 00:52:40,149 [Coughs] Fishing. 1167 00:52:40,223 --> 00:52:42,418 Fishing-- two guys fishing. 1168 00:52:42,492 --> 00:52:44,619 Very good. Anything else? 1169 00:52:47,264 --> 00:52:48,697 [Sighs] 1170 00:52:48,765 --> 00:52:50,460 O.K., let's see. 1171 00:52:51,701 --> 00:52:54,135 They're...two guys fishing for trout. 1172 00:52:54,204 --> 00:52:55,569 Very good. 1173 00:52:55,639 --> 00:52:57,163 Yeah? Yeah? 1174 00:52:57,240 --> 00:52:59,299 Very good. You did very well. 1175 00:52:59,376 --> 00:53:00,308 I did? 1176 00:53:00,377 --> 00:53:01,309 Yes, absolutely. 1177 00:53:01,378 --> 00:53:04,006 Hey. Ha ha ha. 1178 00:53:05,215 --> 00:53:07,274 If you could step outside 1179 00:53:07,350 --> 00:53:10,251 while I talk to Mr. Percolo, then we'll be through. 1180 00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:13,721 O.K. All right, I'll... 1181 00:53:13,790 --> 00:53:16,588 [Door Opens And Closes] 1182 00:53:16,660 --> 00:53:18,924 He's got some imagination, doesn't he? 1183 00:53:18,995 --> 00:53:20,428 Boy, that coma story. 1184 00:53:20,497 --> 00:53:23,489 I never would have thought that was Batman. He's something. 1185 00:53:23,567 --> 00:53:26,502 I'm not going to talk in complicated medical terms 1186 00:53:26,570 --> 00:53:28,765 because it wouldn't do much good anyway. 1187 00:53:28,838 --> 00:53:29,930 Appreciate that. 1188 00:53:30,006 --> 00:53:31,940 He's disconnected in some way. 1189 00:53:32,008 --> 00:53:33,600 It's very interesting, 1190 00:53:33,677 --> 00:53:36,111 but his response to this picture, 1191 00:53:36,179 --> 00:53:38,044 the father and the son, 1192 00:53:38,114 --> 00:53:41,049 he didn't recognize as father and son. 1193 00:53:41,117 --> 00:53:43,551 Almost 98% of the people shown that picture 1194 00:53:43,620 --> 00:53:45,554 immediately make that association. 1195 00:53:45,622 --> 00:53:50,150 Hmm. Let me see it for a second, may I? 1196 00:53:50,227 --> 00:53:53,321 I don't think that's father and son necessarily. 1197 00:53:53,396 --> 00:53:56,365 Doesn't that guy look like a fishing teacher to you? 1198 00:53:56,433 --> 00:53:58,264 Whatever. 1199 00:53:58,335 --> 00:53:59,768 Um, in any case, 1200 00:53:59,836 --> 00:54:02,361 his responses to the other pictures, 1201 00:54:02,439 --> 00:54:06,034 they were pretty much showing confused emotions. 1202 00:54:06,109 --> 00:54:09,545 It's obvious Steve's not in touch with a part of himself. 1203 00:54:09,613 --> 00:54:12,548 That's one reason why he's such a good ballplayer. 1204 00:54:12,616 --> 00:54:15,050 He's thinking of nothing but hitting the ball. 1205 00:54:15,118 --> 00:54:16,551 And pitching the ball. 1206 00:54:16,620 --> 00:54:20,056 You should see. Strike after strike, like a machine. 1207 00:54:20,123 --> 00:54:21,556 It's just-- It's great. 1208 00:54:21,625 --> 00:54:23,559 Well, O.K., interesting stuff. 1209 00:54:23,627 --> 00:54:26,061 Now, do I wait for the letter 1210 00:54:26,129 --> 00:54:29,064 or do you want to fax this over? 1211 00:54:29,132 --> 00:54:32,568 Well, Mr. Percolo, I feel I can't give him a letter 1212 00:54:32,636 --> 00:54:35,696 that says he should play, because I don't think he should. 1213 00:54:35,772 --> 00:54:38,138 You got to give him the letter. 1214 00:54:38,208 --> 00:54:40,335 We--We need the letter. 1215 00:54:40,410 --> 00:54:43,345 Let me try and explain something toyou. 1216 00:54:43,413 --> 00:54:46,849 Um, ahem, let's just suppose that Steve has blocked something, 1217 00:54:46,916 --> 00:54:49,851 and then let's imagine he suddenly remembers it. 1218 00:54:49,919 --> 00:54:52,854 If he should do that, he could become very violent, 1219 00:54:52,922 --> 00:54:55,356 to himself and to other people. 1220 00:54:55,425 --> 00:54:57,359 He should be in therapy. 1221 00:54:57,427 --> 00:54:59,054 He shouldn't be playing athletics. 1222 00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:00,562 He's not playing athletics. 1223 00:55:00,630 --> 00:55:03,064 In grammar school, you play athletics. 1224 00:55:03,133 --> 00:55:04,566 He's playing professional baseball. 1225 00:55:04,634 --> 00:55:06,568 Besides, violence is a plus. 1226 00:55:06,636 --> 00:55:09,070 You ever see those fellas? They're huge. 1227 00:55:09,139 --> 00:55:11,573 The best ballplayers never had any memory. 1228 00:55:11,641 --> 00:55:13,575 Remember Whitey Ford, great pitcher? 1229 00:55:13,643 --> 00:55:15,577 Know why they called him Whitey? 1230 00:55:15,645 --> 00:55:18,580 He couldn't remember his real name. No memory. 1231 00:55:18,648 --> 00:55:20,047 I could go on-- 1232 00:55:20,116 --> 00:55:22,550 I really can't do it. I'm sorry. 1233 00:55:22,619 --> 00:55:26,077 Ma'am, listen, I'm not saying you're wrong, O.K.? 1234 00:55:26,156 --> 00:55:27,589 Maybe he's got some problems. 1235 00:55:27,657 --> 00:55:29,591 But what are you doing? 1236 00:55:29,659 --> 00:55:32,594 He's one of the greatest ballplayers I've ever seen, 1237 00:55:32,662 --> 00:55:34,254 and I've seen them all. 1238 00:55:34,331 --> 00:55:35,764 I'll work with you. 1239 00:55:35,832 --> 00:55:38,198 I'll bring him seven days a week. 1240 00:55:38,268 --> 00:55:41,203 I'll bring him twice a day if you need it. 1241 00:55:41,271 --> 00:55:43,705 But don't deny him something that he loves. 1242 00:55:43,773 --> 00:55:47,265 Without baseball, then--then he's got nothing. 1243 00:55:47,344 --> 00:55:48,777 And then he'll be, 1244 00:55:48,845 --> 00:55:51,780 well, he'll be the guy you say he is. 1245 00:55:51,848 --> 00:55:53,577 He'll just be poor, too. 1246 00:55:53,650 --> 00:55:55,584 You would bring him every day? 1247 00:55:55,652 --> 00:55:57,085 Every single day. 1248 00:55:57,153 --> 00:55:59,587 That'll be an important part of his life, 1249 00:55:59,656 --> 00:56:01,089 his working with you. 1250 00:56:01,157 --> 00:56:02,590 The letter's just insurance. 1251 00:56:02,659 --> 00:56:04,889 I don't think he'll play this year anyway. 1252 00:56:04,961 --> 00:56:06,895 They won't get in the series. 1253 00:56:06,963 --> 00:56:08,897 Really, he's yours till April. 1254 00:56:08,965 --> 00:56:11,490 He'll have lots of therapy before getting on a field. 1255 00:56:11,568 --> 00:56:14,002 We just want him on the roster. 1256 00:56:14,070 --> 00:56:16,334 That's why we need the letter. 1257 00:56:16,406 --> 00:56:18,397 You got to do it. Please. 1258 00:56:18,475 --> 00:56:20,909 If you promise you'll bring him every day, 1259 00:56:20,977 --> 00:56:23,241 I'll write a letter saying he can play. 1260 00:56:23,313 --> 00:56:26,749 You give me a letter, I'll give one back. 1261 00:56:26,816 --> 00:56:29,751 You say he can play, I'll say he'll be here. 1262 00:56:29,819 --> 00:56:31,184 I don't need a letter. 1263 00:56:31,254 --> 00:56:32,687 This worked out great. 1264 00:56:32,756 --> 00:56:35,691 When I saw your name in the Yellow Pages, 1265 00:56:35,759 --> 00:56:37,954 I said, "This woman's special." 1266 00:56:38,027 --> 00:56:40,962 I'll call in the morning, we'll set up the schedule. 1267 00:56:41,030 --> 00:56:43,464 I'll come by early for the letter. 1268 00:56:43,533 --> 00:56:45,967 That's fantastic. 1269 00:56:46,035 --> 00:56:48,503 Oh, wait a second. Wait a second. 1270 00:56:48,571 --> 00:56:50,300 I think you should know 1271 00:56:50,373 --> 00:56:53,706 it's likely Steve will look to you as a father figure. 1272 00:56:53,777 --> 00:56:56,712 You know what? It's already started to happen. 1273 00:56:56,780 --> 00:56:59,544 I'm trying to fill those shoes. I'll do my best. 1274 00:56:59,616 --> 00:57:01,550 I understand, but this a father 1275 00:57:01,618 --> 00:57:04,519 Steve might want to put a bullet through. 1276 00:57:06,656 --> 00:57:08,590 How's he feel about his uncles? 1277 00:57:08,658 --> 00:57:11,491 - You know that by looking at those pictures? - No. 1278 00:57:11,561 --> 00:57:14,496 All right, thanks for the warning. 1279 00:57:14,564 --> 00:57:17,897 Uncle Al's got good news for you. Ha. 1280 00:57:17,967 --> 00:57:19,400 You did great. 1281 00:57:19,469 --> 00:57:20,902 You think so? 1282 00:57:20,970 --> 00:57:23,905 She loves you, wants to see you every day. 1283 00:57:23,973 --> 00:57:27,409 I don't know if I want to see her every day. 1284 00:57:27,477 --> 00:57:30,412 It's a good place to let out your problems. 1285 00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:31,913 I don't know her. 1286 00:57:31,981 --> 00:57:35,348 She's a doctor. Once you pay her, you know her. 1287 00:57:35,418 --> 00:57:37,045 ~You gotta have ~ 1288 00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:39,554 ~ Heart ~ 1289 00:57:39,622 --> 00:57:43,388 ~ All you really need is heart ~ 1290 00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:45,052 ~ If you don't have heart ~ 1291 00:57:45,128 --> 00:57:47,062 ~Then you don't get dinner ~ 1292 00:57:47,130 --> 00:57:49,064 ~You gotta have heart ~ 1293 00:57:49,132 --> 00:57:50,565 ~ Ba da da dee ~~ 1294 00:57:50,633 --> 00:57:53,568 That's a great movie. It's about baseball. 1295 00:57:53,636 --> 00:57:54,568 Damn Yankees, 1296 00:57:54,637 --> 00:57:56,070 Damn Yankees, 1297 00:57:56,139 --> 00:57:58,073 Al! Talk to us! 1298 00:57:58,141 --> 00:57:59,574 Stop ducking us! 1299 00:57:59,642 --> 00:58:01,974 Hey, would you go away, please? 1300 00:58:02,045 --> 00:58:03,910 We're trying to eat dinner. 1301 00:58:03,980 --> 00:58:05,242 Where's Steve? 1302 00:58:05,315 --> 00:58:07,442 He's with me. Now, good night. 1303 00:58:07,517 --> 00:58:09,451 People want to know things. 1304 00:58:09,519 --> 00:58:11,453 How about a press conference? 1305 00:58:11,521 --> 00:58:14,752 We're not doing a press conference like Romeo and Juliet, 1306 00:58:14,824 --> 00:58:16,985 We'll do it at another time. 1307 00:58:17,060 --> 00:58:17,992 What are you doing? 1308 00:58:18,061 --> 00:58:19,255 Throwing plates. 1309 00:58:19,329 --> 00:58:20,990 You can't do that. 1310 00:58:21,064 --> 00:58:23,123 M-M-M-Move! 1311 00:58:23,199 --> 00:58:24,257 Aah! 1312 00:58:24,334 --> 00:58:25,733 M-M-M-Move! 1313 00:58:25,802 --> 00:58:27,599 No! No! No! No! 1314 00:58:27,670 --> 00:58:29,661 You can't do that! 1315 00:58:29,739 --> 00:58:30,706 Are you nuts? 1316 00:58:30,773 --> 00:58:33,970 I didn't mean that. Don't throw plates. 1317 00:58:34,043 --> 00:58:35,408 Please! 1318 00:58:35,478 --> 00:58:37,343 No! 1319 00:58:37,413 --> 00:58:39,347 No! No! No! No! 1320 00:58:41,751 --> 00:58:43,685 I've got a crazy landlady. 1321 00:58:43,753 --> 00:58:46,085 She's here throwing things. 1322 00:58:46,155 --> 00:58:47,588 She'll kill ya! 1323 00:58:47,657 --> 00:58:48,749 More plates! 1324 00:58:48,825 --> 00:58:51,055 Oh, no, we're going to get sued. 1325 00:58:51,127 --> 00:58:52,253 They're gone. 1326 00:58:54,631 --> 00:58:56,599 You got a knife anywhere? 1327 00:58:56,666 --> 00:58:57,598 A what? 1328 00:58:57,667 --> 00:58:59,999 - I need a sharp knife. - Why? 1329 00:59:00,069 --> 00:59:02,594 To cut things with. 1330 00:59:02,672 --> 00:59:04,367 Oh. Cut what up? 1331 00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:07,375 I like to cut my food with a knife. 1332 00:59:07,443 --> 00:59:09,877 We're having spaghetti. You don't need a knife. 1333 00:59:09,946 --> 00:59:12,642 I don't have one in the house. 1334 00:59:12,715 --> 00:59:14,876 I'm all out-- I got some there. 1335 00:59:14,951 --> 00:59:16,384 That's the woman's upstairs. 1336 00:59:16,452 --> 00:59:18,682 It's not right for us to use them. 1337 00:59:18,755 --> 00:59:21,315 She's got emphysema. So it's a bad idea. 1338 00:59:21,391 --> 00:59:23,325 Al, give me a knife. 1339 00:59:23,393 --> 00:59:24,826 What happened there? 1340 00:59:24,894 --> 00:59:26,828 I don't have a knife. 1341 00:59:26,896 --> 00:59:28,329 I can't find one. 1342 00:59:28,398 --> 00:59:30,229 Oh, you know what? 1343 00:59:30,300 --> 00:59:32,461 Use that. That'll do for you. 1344 00:59:33,836 --> 00:59:35,861 This is a butter knife. 1345 00:59:35,939 --> 00:59:39,275 Yeah. A nice one, too. An ivory handle. 1346 00:59:39,409 --> 00:59:41,673 Well, I'm not having butter. 1347 00:59:41,744 --> 00:59:43,177 You can change your mind. 1348 00:59:43,246 --> 00:59:45,476 You want butter, you got the right knife. 1349 00:59:45,548 --> 00:59:47,982 Go back and sing. Great. Good. 1350 00:59:50,787 --> 00:59:53,654 I got to tell you, I don't understand it... 1351 00:59:53,723 --> 00:59:55,657 I can't see a damn thing. 1352 00:59:55,725 --> 00:59:59,024 Don't use the binoculars in the house. You'll hurt your eyes. 1353 00:59:59,095 --> 01:00:02,030 For the amount of people who've seen Steve Nebraska play... 1354 01:00:02,098 --> 01:00:03,531 they're talking about you. 1355 01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:05,534 $55 million dollars, 1356 01:00:05,602 --> 01:00:08,036 What about the rumor he's under a doctor's care? 1357 01:00:08,104 --> 01:00:09,469 Turn that down. 1358 01:00:09,539 --> 01:00:11,564 How'd they find that out? 1359 01:00:11,641 --> 01:00:14,303 ...If Steve Nebraska turned out to be Jimmy Piersall? 1360 01:00:14,377 --> 01:00:15,469 Who's Jimmy Piersall? 1361 01:00:15,545 --> 01:00:17,706 Don't worry, you're not him. 1362 01:00:17,780 --> 01:00:19,372 What did they say? 1363 01:00:19,449 --> 01:00:22,384 Hands down, the fastest pitcher they've ever seen, 1364 01:00:22,452 --> 01:00:24,249 and the best hitter, 1365 01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:26,254 Mmm, what are you doing? 1366 01:00:26,322 --> 01:00:27,755 They're talking about me. 1367 01:00:27,824 --> 01:00:30,987 We're going to have to do a press conference. 1368 01:00:31,060 --> 01:00:34,359 Al, why? Come on, you said I wouldn't have to pitch. 1369 01:00:34,430 --> 01:00:36,990 Well, you're going to pitch eventually, aren't you? 1370 01:00:37,066 --> 01:00:40,001 If we don't talk to the press, they'll keep coming. 1371 01:00:40,069 --> 01:00:42,731 They'll make everything up, like the doctor. 1372 01:00:42,805 --> 01:00:44,238 But all that's true. 1373 01:00:44,307 --> 01:00:47,504 That's true. But it'll just get worse and worse. 1374 01:00:47,577 --> 01:00:50,512 Next thing you'll know, you'll be a defector. 1375 01:00:50,580 --> 01:00:53,014 They'll have you killing somebody. 1376 01:00:53,082 --> 01:00:55,016 That would be cool. 1377 01:00:55,084 --> 01:00:56,847 What does that mean? 1378 01:00:58,588 --> 01:01:00,249 What does what mean? 1379 01:01:00,323 --> 01:01:02,314 Well, that it's not cool to, uh... 1380 01:01:02,392 --> 01:01:04,326 No, you don't mean that. 1381 01:01:04,394 --> 01:01:06,328 With the money they're paying you, 1382 01:01:06,396 --> 01:01:09,331 you can't throw a ball and go home to sleep. 1383 01:01:09,399 --> 01:01:11,367 You got to talk to the press. 1384 01:01:11,434 --> 01:01:13,800 Maybe it's not worth it. 1385 01:01:13,870 --> 01:01:15,303 Not worth it? 1386 01:01:15,371 --> 01:01:18,204 It works out to a million dollars a question. 1387 01:01:18,274 --> 01:01:20,708 There's going to be a million questions, 1388 01:01:20,777 --> 01:01:23,211 and I don't know all the answers. 1389 01:01:23,279 --> 01:01:25,213 I don't want to look foolish. 1390 01:01:25,281 --> 01:01:27,215 I'll never let that happen. 1391 01:01:27,283 --> 01:01:29,717 We'll go over stuff, just like the president. 1392 01:01:29,786 --> 01:01:32,254 He wakes up a fool. They help him. 1393 01:01:32,321 --> 01:01:35,290 We'll go over stuff. We'll fill in the blanks. 1394 01:01:35,358 --> 01:01:38,885 We'll give you a life you can be proud of. 1395 01:01:41,164 --> 01:01:42,324 - Shh! - Shh! 1396 01:01:42,398 --> 01:01:45,333 Uh, ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry for the delay. 1397 01:01:45,401 --> 01:01:46,834 You all set? 1398 01:01:46,903 --> 01:01:50,339 Hmm? Yeah. Uh, in your version, did I go to college? 1399 01:01:50,406 --> 01:01:53,341 Yes. We decided that. A very good one. 1400 01:01:53,409 --> 01:01:54,842 Listen to me. 1401 01:01:54,911 --> 01:01:57,345 If they bring up the therapy at all, 1402 01:01:57,413 --> 01:01:59,108 tell them that, uh, 1403 01:01:59,182 --> 01:02:01,616 tell them it's not you, it's me. 1404 01:02:01,684 --> 01:02:03,618 If they bring up the therapy, 1405 01:02:03,686 --> 01:02:07,122 tell them that you're taking me to the doctor. 1406 01:02:07,190 --> 01:02:08,782 What's wrong with you? 1407 01:02:13,196 --> 01:02:15,630 Nothing. What do you mean? 1408 01:02:15,698 --> 01:02:18,132 I was just giving you an answer. 1409 01:02:18,201 --> 01:02:21,295 If they bring up the therapy, it's not you. 1410 01:02:21,370 --> 01:02:22,302 I'm going. 1411 01:02:22,371 --> 01:02:23,702 I'll need another note card. 1412 01:02:23,773 --> 01:02:25,502 Just forget it. Forget it. 1413 01:02:27,477 --> 01:02:29,911 ...this press conference will lay that to rest. 1414 01:02:29,979 --> 01:02:31,640 Now, uh--Oh, O.K., 1415 01:02:31,714 --> 01:02:33,648 I want to give you all 1416 01:02:33,716 --> 01:02:37,049 a crack at the new pride of the Yankees-- Steve Nebraska. 1417 01:02:38,721 --> 01:02:40,154 Are you in therapy? 1418 01:02:40,223 --> 01:02:42,589 Why're you in therapy, Steve? 1419 01:02:42,658 --> 01:02:44,592 Ohh! Time out! 1420 01:02:44,660 --> 01:02:47,151 Let's all ask questions one at a time. 1421 01:02:47,230 --> 01:02:49,164 Then we'll move this along, 1422 01:02:49,232 --> 01:02:52,167 and I can answer your questions. 1423 01:02:52,235 --> 01:02:53,964 Are you currently in therapy? 1424 01:02:54,036 --> 01:02:55,469 Uh, nope. 1425 01:02:55,538 --> 01:02:58,666 You've been seen coming in and out of a doctor's office. 1426 01:02:58,741 --> 01:03:03,144 That's because I'm taking my friend to that office. 1427 01:03:03,212 --> 01:03:04,907 Who, Steve? 1428 01:03:04,981 --> 01:03:06,243 Al Percolo. 1429 01:03:06,315 --> 01:03:07,247 Your manager? 1430 01:03:07,316 --> 01:03:08,681 Yeah, that's right. 1431 01:03:08,751 --> 01:03:09,683 What's wrong with him? 1432 01:03:09,752 --> 01:03:12,687 Uh...nothing. I'm not a doctor. 1433 01:03:12,755 --> 01:03:13,847 Ha ha ha ha. 1434 01:03:13,923 --> 01:03:15,584 Where were you born? 1435 01:03:15,658 --> 01:03:17,853 I was born in the Mideast. 1436 01:03:17,927 --> 01:03:19,258 In the Mideast? 1437 01:03:19,328 --> 01:03:20,659 Midwest. 1438 01:03:20,730 --> 01:03:23,756 West--Midwest! Ha. 1439 01:03:23,833 --> 01:03:25,767 I spent time in the Mideast. 1440 01:03:25,835 --> 01:03:27,427 How much time? 1441 01:03:27,503 --> 01:03:28,834 I spent... 1442 01:03:28,905 --> 01:03:31,373 six years in the Mideast, 1443 01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:32,873 Wait, hang on minute. 1444 01:03:32,942 --> 01:03:34,375 Are your parents American? 1445 01:03:34,443 --> 01:03:35,876 So far as I know, 1446 01:03:35,945 --> 01:03:37,810 How'd you get to the Mideast? 1447 01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:39,142 On an airplane, 1448 01:03:39,215 --> 01:03:40,443 I'll call you back. 1449 01:03:40,516 --> 01:03:42,143 That's Steve Nebraska for you, 1450 01:03:42,218 --> 01:03:44,686 Very odd past, Spent time in the Middle East, 1451 01:03:44,754 --> 01:03:47,154 hiked around Switzerland for years, father went to Harvard, 1452 01:03:47,223 --> 01:03:48,485 It goes on and on, 1453 01:03:48,558 --> 01:03:51,049 I got to tell you something. You did great. 1454 01:03:51,127 --> 01:03:53,061 You know how hard it is 1455 01:03:53,129 --> 01:03:55,393 to make guys laugh at a press conference? 1456 01:03:55,464 --> 01:03:56,897 What if they find out 1457 01:03:56,966 --> 01:03:59,332 some of that stuff I said isn't true? 1458 01:03:59,402 --> 01:04:00,869 How will they find out? 1459 01:04:00,937 --> 01:04:02,199 They're reporters. 1460 01:04:02,271 --> 01:04:04,671 The Yankees keep going like they're going... 1461 01:04:04,740 --> 01:04:06,469 we'll see this kid soon, 1462 01:04:06,542 --> 01:04:09,136 The Yankees could be in the World Series, 1463 01:04:09,212 --> 01:04:10,577 Oh, please. 1464 01:04:10,646 --> 01:04:12,978 All New Yorkers are crossing their fingers, 1465 01:04:13,049 --> 01:04:17,486 We hope Steve Nebraska's the Yankees' gain and Cairo's loss, 1466 01:04:17,553 --> 01:04:18,986 And I'm hungry, too. 1467 01:04:19,055 --> 01:04:22,081 How could you be hungry? You ate 30 minutes ago. 1468 01:04:22,158 --> 01:04:23,420 Well, let's eat again. 1469 01:04:23,492 --> 01:04:26,188 No, let's not eat again. 1470 01:04:26,295 --> 01:04:29,230 I got two words of advice for you-- 1471 01:04:29,298 --> 01:04:31,232 Fernando Valenzuela. 1472 01:04:31,300 --> 01:04:34,701 He started out a pitcher, wound up a truck. 1473 01:04:34,770 --> 01:04:36,032 Hello? 1474 01:04:36,105 --> 01:04:38,471 Mr. Percolo, it's, uh, Dr. Aaron. 1475 01:04:38,541 --> 01:04:40,702 I just saw Steve on television. 1476 01:04:40,776 --> 01:04:42,710 Fantastic, wasn't he? 1477 01:04:42,778 --> 01:04:45,713 I need to see you in my office right away. 1478 01:04:45,781 --> 01:04:48,215 Meet me there in half an hour. 1479 01:04:48,284 --> 01:04:50,718 No, that'll be tough. We're going out. 1480 01:04:50,786 --> 01:04:53,778 Steinbrenner's gal got us tickets for Tony Bennett. 1481 01:04:53,856 --> 01:04:54,788 Could this wait? 1482 01:04:54,857 --> 01:04:56,791 It's important. No, it can't wait. 1483 01:04:56,859 --> 01:04:58,588 One half hour, please. 1484 01:04:58,661 --> 01:05:00,561 All right, we'll be there. 1485 01:05:00,630 --> 01:05:03,724 I just need to see you. 1486 01:05:03,799 --> 01:05:05,733 Why's that? 1487 01:05:05,801 --> 01:05:07,359 Hello? 1488 01:05:09,939 --> 01:05:11,429 Dr. Aaron! 1489 01:05:16,812 --> 01:05:18,040 Hi. 1490 01:05:18,114 --> 01:05:21,709 Mr. Percolo, I can't be connected with this anymore. 1491 01:05:21,784 --> 01:05:22,808 That's all. 1492 01:05:22,885 --> 01:05:24,944 What brought this on? 1493 01:05:25,021 --> 01:05:27,216 Middle East? America's Cup? A Rhodes Scholar? 1494 01:05:27,290 --> 01:05:28,587 Where's all that from? 1495 01:05:28,658 --> 01:05:30,592 He was worried he'd forget stuff. 1496 01:05:30,660 --> 01:05:32,594 We went over a few things. 1497 01:05:32,662 --> 01:05:35,096 This man is trying to reconnect his life. 1498 01:05:35,164 --> 01:05:36,426 Don't make up stuff. 1499 01:05:36,499 --> 01:05:38,524 I was just trying to help. 1500 01:05:38,601 --> 01:05:41,263 I think you two should find another doctor. 1501 01:05:41,337 --> 01:05:43,271 I'm sorry, I cannot help you. 1502 01:05:43,339 --> 01:05:44,601 You're the only doctor-- 1503 01:05:44,674 --> 01:05:45,606 Oh, please. 1504 01:05:45,675 --> 01:05:47,199 Don't take the letter back. 1505 01:05:47,276 --> 01:05:50,712 All right! I don't want you around him anymore. 1506 01:05:50,780 --> 01:05:54,216 Let him come to therapy by himself. 1507 01:05:54,283 --> 01:05:55,875 Oh, new rules. 1508 01:05:59,188 --> 01:06:01,782 You were the one who said, "Stay with him 1509 01:06:01,857 --> 01:06:04,291 24 hours a day, he might be dangerous." 1510 01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:06,920 I changed my mind. You might be dangerous. 1511 01:06:06,996 --> 01:06:10,295 I'll accept that. But you won't take the letter back, right? 1512 01:06:10,366 --> 01:06:12,800 Oh, you know... I don't want to hear 1513 01:06:12,868 --> 01:06:15,268 anything more about the letter. Goodbye. 1514 01:06:15,338 --> 01:06:16,566 Good night. 1515 01:06:23,879 --> 01:06:25,642 And now, ladies and gentlemen, 1516 01:06:25,715 --> 01:06:28,081 please welcome Mr. Tony Bennett! 1517 01:06:28,150 --> 01:06:31,415 ~ I mean I want to be around ~ 1518 01:06:31,487 --> 01:06:33,648 ~To see how he does it ~ 1519 01:06:33,723 --> 01:06:36,157 ~When he breaks your heart ~ 1520 01:06:36,225 --> 01:06:37,317 ~To bits ~ 1521 01:06:38,761 --> 01:06:42,424 ~ Let's see if that puzzle fits ~ 1522 01:06:43,532 --> 01:06:45,625 ~ So fine ~ 1523 01:06:46,702 --> 01:06:47,634 Wow. 1524 01:06:49,171 --> 01:06:51,002 ~That's when I'll discover ~ 1525 01:06:51,073 --> 01:06:53,064 ~That revenge is sweet ~ 1526 01:06:54,343 --> 01:06:56,311 ~ As I sit there applaudin' ~ 1527 01:06:56,379 --> 01:06:58,779 ~ From a front row seat ~ 1528 01:06:58,848 --> 01:07:01,544 ~When somebody breaks your heart ~ 1529 01:07:01,617 --> 01:07:05,417 ~Just like you broke mine ~ 1530 01:07:06,956 --> 01:07:10,551 ~ Oh ~ 1531 01:07:10,626 --> 01:07:13,117 ~Yeah ~~ 1532 01:07:15,064 --> 01:07:15,996 Whoo! Whoo! 1533 01:07:16,065 --> 01:07:17,123 Whoo whoo! 1534 01:07:19,368 --> 01:07:20,960 - Good seats, huh? - Huh? 1535 01:07:22,671 --> 01:07:24,605 You're beautiful. Thank you so much. 1536 01:07:24,673 --> 01:07:26,265 Ladies and gentlemen, we have 1537 01:07:26,342 --> 01:07:28,105 a very special guest here tonight 1538 01:07:28,177 --> 01:07:29,610 I'd love to introduce. 1539 01:07:29,678 --> 01:07:32,977 I'm a huge fan of the New York Yankees. 1540 01:07:33,049 --> 01:07:34,482 Yeah, I am, too. 1541 01:07:36,052 --> 01:07:37,212 How much has he had? 1542 01:07:37,286 --> 01:07:38,548 A little. 1543 01:07:40,489 --> 01:07:42,923 They might even get into the World Series. 1544 01:07:42,992 --> 01:07:44,425 What do you think? 1545 01:07:45,494 --> 01:07:46,961 Al... 1546 01:07:47,029 --> 01:07:48,929 Tony knows? 1547 01:07:50,699 --> 01:07:53,259 And right over here, we have someone 1548 01:07:53,335 --> 01:07:56,498 who may turn out to be greater than Babe Ruth. 1549 01:07:56,572 --> 01:07:59,666 One of the great ballplayers of all time-- 1550 01:07:59,742 --> 01:08:00,902 Mr. Steve Nebraska! 1551 01:08:03,012 --> 01:08:03,944 You. 1552 01:08:04,013 --> 01:08:05,776 Al! 1553 01:08:05,848 --> 01:08:07,110 Stand up. 1554 01:08:07,183 --> 01:08:09,344 Come on! They love you. 1555 01:08:10,519 --> 01:08:13,147 Come on, Steve, stand up and take a bow. 1556 01:08:13,222 --> 01:08:15,122 Steve Nebraska! 1557 01:08:15,191 --> 01:08:17,659 [Woman] Stand up! Stand up! 1558 01:08:17,726 --> 01:08:18,658 Yeah, man! 1559 01:08:18,727 --> 01:08:19,989 Hi. 1560 01:08:21,764 --> 01:08:23,356 Thank you, Tony. 1561 01:08:24,967 --> 01:08:25,899 Hi. 1562 01:08:28,204 --> 01:08:29,637 Hi. 1563 01:08:29,705 --> 01:08:30,967 They love you. 1564 01:08:31,040 --> 01:08:32,667 That's Tony Bennett! 1565 01:08:32,741 --> 01:08:33,730 Yes. 1566 01:08:33,809 --> 01:08:35,367 Sit down. 1567 01:08:35,444 --> 01:08:36,877 [Tony] Steve Nebraska. 1568 01:08:39,415 --> 01:08:41,042 Now... hit it, Ralph. 1569 01:08:41,117 --> 01:08:43,711 ~ I left ~ 1570 01:08:43,786 --> 01:08:46,755 ~ My heart ~ 1571 01:08:46,822 --> 01:08:48,483 Oh, God, no. 1572 01:08:48,557 --> 01:08:52,516 [Off Key] ~ In San Francisco ~ 1573 01:08:52,595 --> 01:08:55,428 Steve, that's his! Shh! That's his closer! 1574 01:08:55,498 --> 01:08:58,661 ~ High on a hill ~ 1575 01:08:58,734 --> 01:09:00,224 Oh, no. 1576 01:09:00,302 --> 01:09:02,361 It was your idea. 1577 01:09:02,438 --> 01:09:04,406 Steve! Come on, everybody! 1578 01:09:04,473 --> 01:09:06,532 - No, don't do it. - ~To be ~ 1579 01:09:06,609 --> 01:09:10,272 ~Where little cable cars ~ 1580 01:09:10,346 --> 01:09:13,747 ~ Climb halfway to the stars ~ 1581 01:09:13,816 --> 01:09:14,748 Come on! 1582 01:09:14,817 --> 01:09:19,083 ~Though morning fog ~ 1583 01:09:19,155 --> 01:09:24,092 ~ May fill the air ~ 1584 01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:26,128 ~ I don't care ~ 1585 01:09:26,195 --> 01:09:29,790 ~ My love waits there ~ 1586 01:09:29,865 --> 01:09:30,957 [Giggling] 1587 01:09:31,033 --> 01:09:34,127 ~ In San Francisco... ~~ 1588 01:09:34,203 --> 01:09:36,137 Do you speak English? 1589 01:09:36,205 --> 01:09:37,467 Thank God. 1590 01:09:37,540 --> 01:09:39,007 You were great. 1591 01:09:39,074 --> 01:09:40,507 I'm not kidding. 1592 01:09:40,576 --> 01:09:42,043 You could sing professionally. 1593 01:09:42,111 --> 01:09:43,373 You think so? 1594 01:09:43,445 --> 01:09:46,073 I wouldn't ask Tony Bennett for any help. 1595 01:09:46,148 --> 01:09:47,581 He wasn't angry, Al. 1596 01:09:47,650 --> 01:09:50,517 Nah. He loved having his entire act taken. 1597 01:10:00,229 --> 01:10:02,663 Good night, Jennifer. Thank George for the tickets. 1598 01:10:02,731 --> 01:10:03,663 Al. 1599 01:10:03,732 --> 01:10:04,664 Yeah? 1600 01:10:04,733 --> 01:10:06,667 I'm going to stay with Jennifer 1601 01:10:06,735 --> 01:10:08,168 for a little while. 1602 01:10:08,237 --> 01:10:10,467 It's midnight, kid. Think that's a good idea? 1603 01:10:10,539 --> 01:10:12,734 We're going out for something to eat. 1604 01:10:12,808 --> 01:10:15,242 Something to eat? You just had dinner. 1605 01:10:15,311 --> 01:10:18,007 Do you want to gain a hundred pounds? 1606 01:10:18,080 --> 01:10:19,342 We talked about this. 1607 01:10:19,415 --> 01:10:21,906 I'll put in my mouth what I want to. 1608 01:10:21,984 --> 01:10:23,576 Fine... but we're getting up 1609 01:10:23,652 --> 01:10:25,586 early in the morning to practice. 1610 01:10:25,654 --> 01:10:28,122 I think you should get a good night's sleep. 1611 01:10:28,190 --> 01:10:29,623 It's O.K., Steve. 1612 01:10:29,692 --> 01:10:32,126 We can do something another time. 1613 01:10:32,194 --> 01:10:33,627 Just-- Just a minute. 1614 01:10:33,696 --> 01:10:35,129 I'll be right back. 1615 01:10:36,966 --> 01:10:39,833 Listen, you got to stop telling me what to do, O.K.? 1616 01:10:39,902 --> 01:10:43,099 I'm gonna eat and sleep when I want to, 1617 01:10:43,172 --> 01:10:45,606 and I'm gonna practice when I want to! 1618 01:10:45,674 --> 01:10:49,041 'Cause I'm the Yankee! Not you! 1619 01:10:49,111 --> 01:10:51,045 You got that? 1620 01:11:39,495 --> 01:11:40,427 Hi. 1621 01:11:41,730 --> 01:11:45,166 Sorry, the laundry room is in use now. 1622 01:11:51,907 --> 01:11:52,839 Here. 1623 01:11:52,908 --> 01:11:54,341 What is that? 1624 01:11:54,410 --> 01:11:56,605 That's a chocolate baseball bat. 1625 01:11:56,679 --> 01:11:58,613 I got it for you. 1626 01:11:58,681 --> 01:12:00,478 Did you drop it? 1627 01:12:00,549 --> 01:12:02,483 I--I got a little hungry. 1628 01:12:02,551 --> 01:12:06,078 Well, I appreciate it. I'll treasure it always. 1629 01:12:08,924 --> 01:12:10,858 I'm sorry I yelled at you. 1630 01:12:10,926 --> 01:12:13,861 I've been going through a lot of stuff with the doctor, 1631 01:12:13,929 --> 01:12:16,363 and it's bringing up a lot of stuff, 1632 01:12:16,432 --> 01:12:17,694 and I'm thinking about... 1633 01:12:17,766 --> 01:12:18,698 um, the... 1634 01:12:20,102 --> 01:12:23,162 I'm, uh, uh, ahem! I gotta work it out. 1635 01:12:23,238 --> 01:12:24,535 O.K. 1636 01:12:24,606 --> 01:12:27,006 I appreciate the gift. 1637 01:12:27,076 --> 01:12:28,008 Thank you. 1638 01:12:28,077 --> 01:12:30,511 So did you have a good time? 1639 01:12:30,579 --> 01:12:31,511 Yeah. 1640 01:12:31,580 --> 01:12:33,172 Did you go eat again? 1641 01:12:33,248 --> 01:12:36,051 Just the bat. Don't leave that in the sun. 1642 01:12:36,185 --> 01:12:37,709 O.K. 1643 01:12:38,787 --> 01:12:41,051 So, uh... what'd you guys do? 1644 01:12:41,123 --> 01:12:42,715 Went back to her place. 1645 01:12:42,791 --> 01:12:44,725 Oh. 1646 01:12:44,793 --> 01:12:46,727 Did you, um... 1647 01:12:48,564 --> 01:12:51,897 Well, sorry, that's none of my business. 1648 01:12:51,967 --> 01:12:53,366 Did I nail her? 1649 01:12:53,435 --> 01:12:55,995 Well, now that you brought it up... did you? 1650 01:12:56,071 --> 01:12:57,561 No, I didn't. 1651 01:12:57,639 --> 01:12:59,869 If you're gonna do that... with anybody... 1652 01:12:59,942 --> 01:13:02,172 you know to use protection, don't you? 1653 01:13:02,244 --> 01:13:05,509 Oh, no. Now am I going to get a lecture on this? 1654 01:13:05,581 --> 01:13:07,515 I'm not lecturing. I'm telling you. 1655 01:13:07,583 --> 01:13:09,517 It's a dangerous world out there. 1656 01:13:09,585 --> 01:13:11,519 This is New York, not Mexico. 1657 01:13:11,587 --> 01:13:12,849 I didn't do anything. 1658 01:13:12,921 --> 01:13:14,855 I'm just saying "if," that's all. 1659 01:13:14,923 --> 01:13:15,890 O.K. "If." 1660 01:13:15,958 --> 01:13:17,016 [Bell Rings] 1661 01:13:24,666 --> 01:13:25,598 Al. 1662 01:13:25,667 --> 01:13:26,599 Hmm? 1663 01:13:26,668 --> 01:13:28,101 You should separate those. 1664 01:13:28,170 --> 01:13:30,764 You can't mix the white ones and dark ones. 1665 01:13:30,839 --> 01:13:33,774 The dye from the dark ones gets in the white ones. 1666 01:13:33,842 --> 01:13:35,776 You're an expert on laundry? 1667 01:13:35,844 --> 01:13:38,642 Well, actually, I know a lot about laundry. 1668 01:13:38,714 --> 01:13:42,115 I like doing laundry. I find it very relaxing. 1669 01:13:42,184 --> 01:13:43,116 Go figure. 1670 01:13:46,021 --> 01:13:50,390 Go get some sleep. We're going to practice at 8:30 a.m. Sharp. 1671 01:13:52,127 --> 01:13:53,059 Um... 1672 01:13:53,128 --> 01:13:55,756 Al, did you lie to me? 1673 01:13:55,831 --> 01:13:57,560 What are you talking about? 1674 01:13:57,633 --> 01:14:01,797 Well... you said that I wouldn't have to pitch this year. 1675 01:14:01,870 --> 01:14:03,360 I didn't say that. 1676 01:14:03,439 --> 01:14:05,634 I said you wouldn't have to pitch 1677 01:14:05,707 --> 01:14:08,141 if the Yankees didn't win the pennant. 1678 01:14:08,210 --> 01:14:11,646 It's a shoe-in. Doorman said so. 1679 01:14:11,713 --> 01:14:12,737 The doorman? 1680 01:14:12,815 --> 01:14:15,579 The doorman is a man with an animal's brain. 1681 01:14:15,651 --> 01:14:18,142 Just get some sleep, O.K.? 1682 01:14:18,220 --> 01:14:20,654 I'm still not ready to pitch, Al. 1683 01:14:20,722 --> 01:14:23,156 Why do you think we need to practice? 1684 01:14:23,225 --> 01:14:24,749 Who's gonna catch me? 1685 01:14:24,827 --> 01:14:26,522 Al Percolo. 1686 01:14:26,595 --> 01:14:30,429 You're gonna catch me? I'm too fast for you. I'll hurt you. 1687 01:14:30,499 --> 01:14:32,262 Just rest your little head 1688 01:14:32,334 --> 01:14:34,768 and let me worry about this. 1689 01:14:34,837 --> 01:14:36,805 I've taken your speed into consideration. 1690 01:14:36,972 --> 01:14:39,532 Come on, pitcher, pitcher, pitcher! 1691 01:14:39,608 --> 01:14:42,441 Fire it in, pitcher, pitcher, pitcher! 1692 01:14:42,511 --> 01:14:44,775 Al, I don't want to pitch right now. 1693 01:14:44,847 --> 01:14:48,283 O.K.? Come on. I'm fine. I don't need to practice. 1694 01:14:48,350 --> 01:14:50,978 It's me. Let's go get some eggs. 1695 01:14:51,053 --> 01:14:51,985 No eggs! 1696 01:14:52,054 --> 01:14:53,487 We're here to pitch. 1697 01:14:53,555 --> 01:14:56,285 Now, come on. You felt like it earlier. 1698 01:14:56,358 --> 01:14:58,792 Well, I don't feel like it now! 1699 01:14:58,861 --> 01:15:00,795 You know, I do have moods! 1700 01:15:00,863 --> 01:15:02,387 It's too smoggy in here. 1701 01:15:02,464 --> 01:15:03,863 He's smellin' the fumes. 1702 01:15:03,932 --> 01:15:07,732 Charlie, shh! I brought you to watch. 1703 01:15:07,803 --> 01:15:10,704 O.K. Just tellin' you, it's fumey. 1704 01:15:10,772 --> 01:15:13,400 I don't want to do this right now. 1705 01:15:13,475 --> 01:15:15,670 Later. I'm getting a headache. 1706 01:15:15,744 --> 01:15:17,371 It's the fumes. 1707 01:15:17,446 --> 01:15:20,381 Charlie, quiet, or I'll ask you to wait in the car. 1708 01:15:20,449 --> 01:15:21,973 Now, look. I don't care 1709 01:15:22,050 --> 01:15:24,348 whether you feel like it or not. 1710 01:15:24,419 --> 01:15:27,855 What if you're on the mound, and you don't feel like it? 1711 01:15:27,923 --> 01:15:29,857 You going to run and get eggs? 1712 01:15:29,925 --> 01:15:32,018 Now pitch. Right now. Please. 1713 01:15:34,630 --> 01:15:35,562 All right! 1714 01:15:35,631 --> 01:15:37,189 I'll pitch. 1715 01:15:37,266 --> 01:15:38,198 Shit! 1716 01:15:40,736 --> 01:15:43,068 All right, come on. 1717 01:15:43,138 --> 01:15:45,572 Look, will you put your glove up? 1718 01:15:45,641 --> 01:15:48,201 Want me to knock your arm off at the elbow? 1719 01:15:48,277 --> 01:15:49,710 No, no, no, no. 1720 01:15:51,780 --> 01:15:54,180 O.K., fire it in! 1721 01:15:54,249 --> 01:15:56,080 Yeah, right. 1722 01:16:03,091 --> 01:16:05,559 [Car Alarm Goes Off] 1723 01:16:05,627 --> 01:16:07,458 Boy, is he wild. 1724 01:16:09,431 --> 01:16:12,366 I don't want to do this anymore. It isn't fun. 1725 01:16:12,434 --> 01:16:15,096 If you want me, I'll be at Dr. Aaron's. 1726 01:16:15,237 --> 01:16:18,104 It's all coming down to this-- one pitch, 1727 01:16:18,173 --> 01:16:20,539 Playoff games do not get any more exciting, 1728 01:16:20,609 --> 01:16:21,974 Tigers with the bases loaded, 1729 01:16:22,044 --> 01:16:24,035 Davis on third, Fielder on second, 1730 01:16:24,112 --> 01:16:27,047 Fryman at first, Mickey Tettleton at bat, 1731 01:16:27,115 --> 01:16:29,549 Yankees one pitch away from a World Series, 1732 01:16:29,618 --> 01:16:31,848 Abbott into the windup, the pitch... 1733 01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:33,285 he struck him out! 1734 01:16:33,355 --> 01:16:35,050 The Yankees win the pennant! 1735 01:16:35,123 --> 01:16:36,988 The Yankees win the pennant! 1736 01:16:37,059 --> 01:16:40,495 And Steve Nebraska will pitch in the World Series, 1737 01:16:40,562 --> 01:16:42,189 The crowd is going crazy, 1738 01:16:42,264 --> 01:16:43,492 Just listen! 1739 01:16:43,565 --> 01:16:45,499 Look what I made. 1740 01:16:46,868 --> 01:16:50,497 So the doorman was nuts, huh? 1741 01:16:50,572 --> 01:16:53,006 It was a one-in-a-million chance. 1742 01:16:53,075 --> 01:16:55,509 I never thought it would have happened. 1743 01:16:55,577 --> 01:16:58,375 Yeah, you're right. 1744 01:16:58,447 --> 01:17:03,248 Hey, whose favorite late-night snack? 1745 01:17:05,587 --> 01:17:08,112 I'm not hungry right now, Al. 1746 01:17:09,257 --> 01:17:10,189 Steve, I-- 1747 01:17:11,593 --> 01:17:14,027 What would you like me to do? 1748 01:17:14,096 --> 01:17:15,529 Undo what you did. 1749 01:17:15,597 --> 01:17:18,828 Get him back into that Kong baseball mode. 1750 01:17:18,900 --> 01:17:20,834 Put the psychological stuff on hold. 1751 01:17:20,902 --> 01:17:23,530 We got the greatest ballplayer in the world here, 1752 01:17:23,605 --> 01:17:26,039 and he's pissed off when you bring it up. 1753 01:17:26,108 --> 01:17:28,668 Could you see him in his uniform? 1754 01:17:28,744 --> 01:17:30,939 If he thinks you like it, he'll like it. 1755 01:17:31,013 --> 01:17:32,537 He really trusts you now. 1756 01:17:32,614 --> 01:17:36,050 He picks up the fact you're not a big baseball fan. 1757 01:17:36,118 --> 01:17:37,983 I'm very interested in his work. 1758 01:17:38,053 --> 01:17:39,452 He ain't picking that up. 1759 01:17:39,521 --> 01:17:40,579 O.K. 1760 01:17:40,656 --> 01:17:46,788 Um...Steve is making significant improvement. 1761 01:17:46,862 --> 01:17:47,988 He is? 1762 01:17:48,063 --> 01:17:49,758 Significant improvement. 1763 01:17:49,831 --> 01:17:51,765 If I were in your shoes, 1764 01:17:51,833 --> 01:17:53,460 I wouldn't worry about it. 1765 01:17:54,903 --> 01:17:55,927 Don't worry. 1766 01:17:56,004 --> 01:17:57,767 Don't worry about it. 1767 01:17:57,839 --> 01:18:00,273 Hmm. I never thought of that. 1768 01:18:00,342 --> 01:18:02,776 Just try not to worry then. 1769 01:18:02,844 --> 01:18:03,776 Great. 1770 01:18:03,845 --> 01:18:05,437 Thanks for the medical advice. 1771 01:18:05,514 --> 01:18:07,880 You know, I probably should write that down 1772 01:18:07,949 --> 01:18:10,144 because I know I'm going to forget it. 1773 01:18:10,218 --> 01:18:11,515 I have a patient coming. 1774 01:18:11,586 --> 01:18:12,518 O.K. 1775 01:18:12,587 --> 01:18:14,987 Take care now. Sorry to rush you. 1776 01:18:15,057 --> 01:18:17,525 I do have someone else coming in. 1777 01:18:17,592 --> 01:18:19,025 See you next time. 1778 01:18:19,094 --> 01:18:21,028 I appreciate you talking to me. 1779 01:18:21,096 --> 01:18:23,291 One last question, if you don't mind. 1780 01:18:23,365 --> 01:18:24,730 Hmm? 1781 01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:28,998 Do you know now what is wrong with him exactly? 1782 01:18:29,071 --> 01:18:30,504 Can you tell? 1783 01:18:30,572 --> 01:18:33,040 Steve has had an abusive father, 1784 01:18:33,108 --> 01:18:35,542 and he's blocked a lot of painful memories, 1785 01:18:35,610 --> 01:18:38,477 and we're trying to reconnect his life. 1786 01:18:38,547 --> 01:18:39,479 Oh. 1787 01:18:39,548 --> 01:18:41,106 Bye-bye, now. 1788 01:18:41,183 --> 01:18:45,677 How much longer does that kind of thing take to fix? 1789 01:18:45,754 --> 01:18:46,982 Just ballpark. 1790 01:18:47,055 --> 01:18:48,955 Week? More? 1791 01:18:52,728 --> 01:18:53,990 Welcome, diamond devotees, 1792 01:18:54,062 --> 01:18:56,496 to the first game of the World Series, 1793 01:18:56,565 --> 01:18:58,499 Yes, it's the 91st fall classic, 1794 01:18:58,567 --> 01:19:00,831 The American League champion New York Yankees, 1795 01:19:00,902 --> 01:19:03,837 the pinstripers, versus the kings of the senior circuit, 1796 01:19:03,905 --> 01:19:06,339 the red birds of St. Louis, the Cardinals, 1797 01:19:06,408 --> 01:19:07,705 I'm Bob Costas, 1798 01:19:07,776 --> 01:19:09,243 My first World Series, 1799 01:19:09,311 --> 01:19:12,280 at least in the capacity of play-by-play man, 1800 01:19:12,347 --> 01:19:13,780 For you, Tim, your eighth, 1801 01:19:13,849 --> 01:19:15,783 Relax, It's a piece of cake, 1802 01:19:15,851 --> 01:19:17,785 Only 800 million viewers tuning in, 1803 01:19:17,853 --> 01:19:19,013 [Turns TV Off] 1804 01:19:20,689 --> 01:19:22,520 Ladies and gentlemen, 1805 01:19:22,591 --> 01:19:24,354 welcome to Yankee Stadium, 1806 01:19:30,599 --> 01:19:32,260 [Crowd Cheering] 1807 01:19:38,473 --> 01:19:41,237 Steve! Over here! 1808 01:19:41,309 --> 01:19:42,742 We made it. 1809 01:19:42,811 --> 01:19:44,244 Hey, kid, you better hurry. 1810 01:19:44,312 --> 01:19:45,745 Warmups are about over. 1811 01:19:45,814 --> 01:19:47,748 He doesn't need to warm up. 1812 01:19:47,816 --> 01:19:49,750 He doesn't need to warm up? 1813 01:19:49,818 --> 01:19:51,653 Nah, he doesn't need it. 1814 01:19:54,055 --> 01:19:54,987 You O.K.? 1815 01:19:55,056 --> 01:19:56,489 I don't feel so good. 1816 01:19:56,558 --> 01:19:57,991 You had that big lunch. 1817 01:19:58,059 --> 01:19:59,686 It's not that, Al. 1818 01:19:59,761 --> 01:20:02,229 You're nervous. You'd be crazy not to be. 1819 01:20:02,297 --> 01:20:05,027 I'm not crazy, O.K.? I'm not. 1820 01:20:05,100 --> 01:20:08,501 I didn't mean it. Just a figure of speech. 1821 01:20:08,570 --> 01:20:11,004 I'm going to leave you alone. 1822 01:20:11,072 --> 01:20:13,006 Just relax, get dressed, 1823 01:20:13,074 --> 01:20:16,009 and remember, when you go out on the mound, 1824 01:20:16,077 --> 01:20:17,339 you're King Kong. 1825 01:20:17,412 --> 01:20:18,504 O.K.? 1826 01:20:23,151 --> 01:20:26,018 Let's get him dressed right away, O.K.? 1827 01:20:26,087 --> 01:20:27,520 If you need me, 1828 01:20:27,589 --> 01:20:29,386 I'll be with Mr. Steinbrenner. 1829 01:20:29,457 --> 01:20:33,188 We've gone through a 162-game marathon regular season... 1830 01:20:33,261 --> 01:20:34,694 A little for you? 1831 01:20:34,763 --> 01:20:35,695 No. 1832 01:20:36,765 --> 01:20:37,629 He's O.K.? 1833 01:20:37,699 --> 01:20:39,758 Getting dressed as we speak. 1834 01:20:39,835 --> 01:20:41,302 Hey, Al. Come here. 1835 01:20:41,369 --> 01:20:42,301 Yes, sir. 1836 01:20:42,370 --> 01:20:43,803 Here. Have a glass. 1837 01:20:43,872 --> 01:20:45,806 That's 6 bucks. 1838 01:20:47,342 --> 01:20:49,276 With what I'm paying this kid, 1839 01:20:49,344 --> 01:20:52,780 I got to get it back anyway I can. 1840 01:20:52,848 --> 01:20:53,780 6 bucks. 1841 01:20:53,849 --> 01:20:55,441 That's a joke, right? 1842 01:20:56,551 --> 01:20:58,485 You're the only one laughing. 1843 01:21:01,790 --> 01:21:03,485 Let's go, Nebraska. 1844 01:21:03,558 --> 01:21:06,994 Hi. Can I please speak with Dr. Harriet Aaron? 1845 01:21:07,062 --> 01:21:08,996 Can you get her? 1846 01:21:09,064 --> 01:21:11,999 O.K., um, I'd like to leave a message. 1847 01:21:12,067 --> 01:21:14,501 Steve Nebraska. Yeah, it's me. 1848 01:21:14,569 --> 01:21:17,003 Um, can you tell her please 1849 01:21:17,072 --> 01:21:18,505 if she calls in 1850 01:21:18,573 --> 01:21:19,870 that I'm at Yankee Stadium? 1851 01:21:19,941 --> 01:21:21,033 And, um-- 1852 01:21:21,109 --> 01:21:23,600 Come on. We're being introduced. Get dressed. 1853 01:21:23,678 --> 01:21:26,511 O.K. She can get me over the loudspeaker system. 1854 01:21:26,581 --> 01:21:28,014 I got to go pitch 1855 01:21:28,083 --> 01:21:30,415 the first game of the World Series now. 1856 01:21:30,485 --> 01:21:32,146 So I'm going to go. 1857 01:21:32,220 --> 01:21:35,678 If Nebraska pitches the perfect game many are predicting, 1858 01:21:35,757 --> 01:21:37,622 we won't go much more than two hours, 1859 01:21:37,692 --> 01:21:39,125 If you figured that out 1860 01:21:39,194 --> 01:21:40,752 and paid the scalper's price, 1861 01:21:40,829 --> 01:21:43,992 it would come out to 750 bucks per ticket per hour, 1862 01:21:44,065 --> 01:21:46,966 Listen, I wouldn't eat those right before the game. 1863 01:21:47,035 --> 01:21:49,970 His $52 million deal has been broken down 1864 01:21:50,038 --> 01:21:51,972 to about $10,000 an hour, 1865 01:21:52,040 --> 01:21:54,975 O.K. I'll take care of these. 1866 01:21:55,043 --> 01:21:58,103 Why don't you take the field? 1867 01:21:58,246 --> 01:22:01,113 And pitching for the New York Yankees, 1868 01:22:01,182 --> 01:22:03,047 Steve Nebraska, 1869 01:22:18,400 --> 01:22:21,892 And now to sing our national anthem... 1870 01:22:21,970 --> 01:22:24,165 Mr. Tony Bennett, 1871 01:22:27,776 --> 01:22:30,939 You going to sing this one for me, too? 1872 01:22:34,649 --> 01:22:36,082 Now here's Tony Bennett 1873 01:22:36,151 --> 01:22:38,016 stopping and saying something to Steve Nebraska. 1874 01:22:38,086 --> 01:22:40,213 Everybody wants to talk to Steve Nebraska. 1875 01:22:40,288 --> 01:22:42,222 All right, finally. Here we go. 1876 01:22:42,290 --> 01:22:44,019 We're set. Our national anthem. 1877 01:22:45,760 --> 01:22:51,357 ~ Oh, say, can you see ~ 1878 01:22:51,433 --> 01:22:53,663 ~ By the dawn's ~ 1879 01:22:53,735 --> 01:22:56,033 Where are you going, man? What are you doing? 1880 01:22:56,104 --> 01:22:58,095 I'm just going to go over there. 1881 01:22:58,173 --> 01:23:01,665 ~What so proudly we hailed ~ 1882 01:23:01,743 --> 01:23:03,540 ~ At the twilight's last gleaming? ~ 1883 01:23:03,611 --> 01:23:05,545 Where are you going, kid? 1884 01:23:05,613 --> 01:23:10,073 ~Whose broad stripes and bright stars ~ 1885 01:23:10,151 --> 01:23:13,348 ~Through the perilous fight ~ 1886 01:23:13,421 --> 01:23:15,855 Hey, I'm surprised to see you down here. 1887 01:23:15,924 --> 01:23:17,357 Game time, huh? 1888 01:23:17,425 --> 01:23:20,553 Ain't you supposed to be on the field now? 1889 01:23:20,628 --> 01:23:22,061 They're singing the anthem. 1890 01:23:22,130 --> 01:23:24,098 Thought I'd get some fresh air. 1891 01:23:24,165 --> 01:23:26,065 You got to play now, man. 1892 01:23:26,134 --> 01:23:28,034 You got some fresh air out there. 1893 01:23:28,103 --> 01:23:29,570 I thought maybe I'd get 1894 01:23:29,637 --> 01:23:31,070 some other kind of air. 1895 01:23:31,139 --> 01:23:33,573 Um, I'll be back in a little while. 1896 01:23:33,641 --> 01:23:35,074 [Knocks Over Bats] 1897 01:23:35,143 --> 01:23:38,044 I'm going to go for a walk. 1898 01:23:38,113 --> 01:23:44,074 ~ Oh, say, does that star-spangled ~ 1899 01:23:44,152 --> 01:23:48,646 ~ Banner yet wave ~ 1900 01:23:48,723 --> 01:23:55,356 ~ O'er the land of the free ~ 1901 01:23:55,430 --> 01:24:01,426 ~ And the home of the brave ~~ 1902 01:24:01,503 --> 01:24:03,027 Boy, what a rendition, huh? 1903 01:24:03,104 --> 01:24:05,538 Does that ever set the stage for drama, 1904 01:24:05,607 --> 01:24:08,542 We're back with the first pitch of the World Series 1905 01:24:08,610 --> 01:24:09,838 right after this, 1906 01:24:09,911 --> 01:24:11,344 Why did Nebraska leave? 1907 01:24:11,413 --> 01:24:12,846 I have no idea. 1908 01:24:12,914 --> 01:24:14,779 I didn't even see him leave. 1909 01:24:14,849 --> 01:24:15,781 Al, telephone. 1910 01:24:15,850 --> 01:24:18,045 I didn't give out the number. 1911 01:24:18,119 --> 01:24:19,518 Hello. 1912 01:24:19,587 --> 01:24:22,147 Hello, Mr. Percolo. This is Ben. 1913 01:24:22,223 --> 01:24:23,155 Uh, who? 1914 01:24:23,224 --> 01:24:24,555 Yeah, Ben. You know. 1915 01:24:24,626 --> 01:24:26,059 I work in the clubhouse. 1916 01:24:26,127 --> 01:24:27,788 Hi, Ben. How are you? 1917 01:24:27,862 --> 01:24:29,124 What? 1918 01:24:29,197 --> 01:24:30,562 Your friend Steve, he left. 1919 01:24:30,632 --> 01:24:33,066 No, he didn't. No, he's here. 1920 01:24:33,134 --> 01:24:35,694 He can't. That's not happening. 1921 01:24:35,770 --> 01:24:37,635 Nah. No, no. 1922 01:24:37,705 --> 01:24:39,002 I'm on a phone here 1923 01:24:39,074 --> 01:24:41,542 that's not really something I should be using. 1924 01:24:41,609 --> 01:24:44,510 Call me at home tonight. I'll work it out. 1925 01:24:44,579 --> 01:24:46,843 I'll get a pen. I don't have that number. 1926 01:24:46,915 --> 01:24:49,850 Absolutely, and say hello to the missus then. 1927 01:24:49,918 --> 01:24:51,215 Bye. 1928 01:24:53,054 --> 01:24:54,351 I'll be back. 1929 01:24:54,422 --> 01:24:55,354 Problems? 1930 01:24:55,423 --> 01:24:56,355 None. 1931 01:24:57,425 --> 01:24:58,927 Excuse me. 1932 01:24:59,060 --> 01:25:00,823 There's some kind of stall here, 1933 01:25:00,895 --> 01:25:02,829 We're actually about four minutes behind 1934 01:25:02,897 --> 01:25:05,991 the scheduled time for the first pitch, 1935 01:25:06,067 --> 01:25:07,227 Is Steve here? 1936 01:25:07,302 --> 01:25:08,735 Why would he be here? 1937 01:25:08,803 --> 01:25:10,236 He's got to be here. 1938 01:25:10,305 --> 01:25:11,237 Sorry. 1939 01:25:11,306 --> 01:25:13,206 Said he went out for air. 1940 01:25:13,274 --> 01:25:15,606 I don't even know what that means. 1941 01:25:18,079 --> 01:25:21,048 Let me borrow the binoculars. 1942 01:25:21,116 --> 01:25:22,140 Quickly. 1943 01:25:30,158 --> 01:25:32,023 Oh, my God. 1944 01:25:32,093 --> 01:25:35,290 I took this Kong thing too far. 1945 01:25:37,732 --> 01:25:38,756 What? 1946 01:25:38,833 --> 01:25:40,323 All right, guys, Hold it down, 1947 01:25:40,401 --> 01:25:41,732 Just one at a time, 1948 01:25:41,803 --> 01:25:43,236 He's up on the roof? 1949 01:25:43,304 --> 01:25:44,737 What is he doing? 1950 01:25:44,806 --> 01:25:46,239 Whose idea was it 1951 01:25:46,307 --> 01:25:49,003 to put Steve Nebraska up on the roof? 1952 01:25:49,077 --> 01:25:50,009 The roof? 1953 01:25:50,078 --> 01:25:51,943 Was it your idea? 1954 01:25:52,013 --> 01:25:54,004 I don't think the stadium crowd's yet aware 1955 01:25:54,082 --> 01:25:55,049 of this dramatic-- 1956 01:26:00,588 --> 01:26:02,078 Where are you going? 1957 01:26:02,157 --> 01:26:04,591 To see Steve Nebraska. He's on the roof. 1958 01:26:04,659 --> 01:26:06,524 What's going on? 1959 01:26:06,594 --> 01:26:08,027 It's like a fancy entrance. 1960 01:26:08,096 --> 01:26:10,690 He's coming to the mound from the roof. 1961 01:26:10,765 --> 01:26:13,199 What will they do, send a helicopter? 1962 01:26:13,268 --> 01:26:14,200 Yes. 1963 01:26:14,269 --> 01:26:16,203 That's exactly what they're doing. 1964 01:26:16,271 --> 01:26:18,739 Get the chopper ready, will you? 1965 01:26:18,806 --> 01:26:20,740 I don't know anything about a chopper. 1966 01:26:20,808 --> 01:26:23,436 Call Steinbrenner. He'll take care of it. 1967 01:26:23,511 --> 01:26:26,036 Sure. Send it up. It's a brilliant idea. 1968 01:26:26,114 --> 01:26:28,548 It's the way it ought to be. 1969 01:26:28,616 --> 01:26:31,551 They're going to bring Steve down to the mound 1970 01:26:31,619 --> 01:26:33,553 in my helicopter from the roof. 1971 01:26:33,621 --> 01:26:35,054 You can't do that. 1972 01:26:35,123 --> 01:26:37,250 It's show biz. God, I love it. 1973 01:26:50,338 --> 01:26:51,965 Steve. 1974 01:26:54,576 --> 01:26:55,600 Hey, Al. 1975 01:26:56,878 --> 01:26:59,711 What are you doing, Steve? 1976 01:27:01,082 --> 01:27:04,017 Uh, I just, um... 1977 01:27:04,085 --> 01:27:05,518 I was, uh... 1978 01:27:05,587 --> 01:27:08,021 I needed a little fresh air. 1979 01:27:08,089 --> 01:27:10,080 I was feeling claustrophobic. 1980 01:27:10,158 --> 01:27:13,389 You were feeling claustrophobic out on the field? 1981 01:27:16,564 --> 01:27:19,032 This is what George Steinbrenner brings to the Yankees, 1982 01:27:19,100 --> 01:27:20,829 a real sense of excitement, 1983 01:27:20,902 --> 01:27:23,336 Can you believe this? What an entrance, 1984 01:27:23,404 --> 01:27:25,167 You got to hand it to the guy, 1985 01:27:25,240 --> 01:27:26,673 Most teams bring their pitchers 1986 01:27:26,741 --> 01:27:28,299 in those silly golf carts, 1987 01:27:28,376 --> 01:27:30,276 but not George Steinbrenner, 1988 01:27:30,345 --> 01:27:31,778 There's his chopper swinging in 1989 01:27:31,846 --> 01:27:33,780 over right field right now, Bob, 1990 01:27:33,848 --> 01:27:36,976 How about that? They're giving me credit for it. 1991 01:27:37,051 --> 01:27:39,383 Yeah. I wonder whose idea it really was. 1992 01:27:39,454 --> 01:27:42,321 Well, it's mine now, stupid. 1993 01:27:55,803 --> 01:27:58,738 I don't feel like playing tonight, Al. 1994 01:27:58,806 --> 01:28:00,671 Maybe some other time. 1995 01:28:00,742 --> 01:28:02,175 Some other time? 1996 01:28:02,243 --> 01:28:03,505 I see. 1997 01:28:05,079 --> 01:28:08,014 When would that time be? 1998 01:28:08,082 --> 01:28:09,174 Easter? 1999 01:28:09,250 --> 01:28:12,014 Would that be better for you? 2000 01:28:12,086 --> 01:28:14,179 How about Christmas Eve? 2001 01:28:15,490 --> 01:28:17,014 Seems Al Percolo, 2002 01:28:17,091 --> 01:28:19,025 the scout who discovered Steve Nebraska, 2003 01:28:19,093 --> 01:28:20,560 is up there with him 2004 01:28:20,628 --> 01:28:23,028 giving him some last-minute words of wisdom, 2005 01:28:23,097 --> 01:28:24,530 Yeah, and Al Percolo 2006 01:28:24,599 --> 01:28:26,999 has reportedly been under a psychiatrist's care, 2007 01:28:27,068 --> 01:28:30,333 Unfortunate, but we hope and pray he's O.K. 2008 01:28:30,405 --> 01:28:32,839 What do you think they're talking about? 2009 01:28:32,907 --> 01:28:34,340 It's hard to tell, Robert. 2010 01:28:34,409 --> 01:28:35,876 Probably strategy, game plan. 2011 01:28:35,943 --> 01:28:38,434 I don't care what you feel like! 2012 01:28:38,513 --> 01:28:40,481 What have I been telling you? 2013 01:28:40,548 --> 01:28:41,981 You're a professional! 2014 01:28:42,050 --> 01:28:45,281 You play whether you feel like it or not! 2015 01:28:45,353 --> 01:28:47,787 You're not some high school kid! 2016 01:28:47,855 --> 01:28:49,288 You're a Yankee! 2017 01:28:49,357 --> 01:28:52,758 Now get down there and stop being a baby! 2018 01:28:52,827 --> 01:28:54,761 Don't you call me a baby! 2019 01:28:54,829 --> 01:28:58,265 You have no idea what's going on inside my head! 2020 01:28:58,333 --> 01:28:59,800 I don't care what-- 2021 01:28:59,867 --> 01:29:03,303 I don't care what's going on inside your head! 2022 01:29:03,371 --> 01:29:04,963 I don't care about that! 2023 01:29:05,039 --> 01:29:07,269 If you don't stop yelling at me, 2024 01:29:07,342 --> 01:29:10,277 I'm going to throw you off this fucking roof! 2025 01:29:10,345 --> 01:29:11,778 Throw me off the roof! 2026 01:29:11,846 --> 01:29:13,643 I mean it! I want you to! 2027 01:29:13,715 --> 01:29:15,512 If I go down the stairs, 2028 01:29:15,583 --> 01:29:17,016 they put me in jail! 2029 01:29:17,085 --> 01:29:18,746 If you throw me off, 2030 01:29:18,820 --> 01:29:21,516 I'd get a ride in an ambulance! 2031 01:29:24,092 --> 01:29:26,788 I broke my ass for you. 2032 01:29:28,563 --> 01:29:31,623 I discovered you! I got you the deal! 2033 01:29:31,699 --> 01:29:34,133 I found you the doctor! I feed you! 2034 01:29:34,202 --> 01:29:35,794 You stay with me! 2035 01:29:35,870 --> 01:29:38,771 This is how you're going to repay me? 2036 01:30:02,897 --> 01:30:04,194 Forget it. 2037 01:30:05,733 --> 01:30:06,859 What? 2038 01:30:06,934 --> 01:30:07,992 Forget it. 2039 01:30:08,069 --> 01:30:11,505 I never thought I'd say this. 2040 01:30:14,075 --> 01:30:15,508 Screw the World Series. 2041 01:30:15,576 --> 01:30:17,635 If you don't want to pitch, 2042 01:30:17,712 --> 01:30:19,509 don't pitch. 2043 01:30:19,580 --> 01:30:21,548 You won't get mad at me? 2044 01:30:21,616 --> 01:30:24,016 No, I won't be mad at you. 2045 01:30:24,085 --> 01:30:25,518 Don't worry about me now. 2046 01:30:25,586 --> 01:30:27,019 I'm sorry I yelled. 2047 01:30:27,088 --> 01:30:28,453 This is your life. 2048 01:30:28,523 --> 01:30:30,514 You do want you want to do. 2049 01:30:30,591 --> 01:30:33,025 I'm nothing in this. I'm just a stupid scout 2050 01:30:33,094 --> 01:30:35,028 that was lucky enough to see you play. 2051 01:30:35,096 --> 01:30:37,360 You're the one that counts. Not me. 2052 01:30:37,432 --> 01:30:38,956 No. 2053 01:30:41,035 --> 01:30:43,503 Al, you're like a dad to me. 2054 01:30:43,571 --> 01:30:45,971 But I'm not your dad. 2055 01:30:46,040 --> 01:30:49,271 I'm just a guy taking 15% 2056 01:30:50,545 --> 01:30:52,513 I thought it was 10. 2057 01:30:52,580 --> 01:30:55,014 No. 10 the first 6 months, 2058 01:30:55,082 --> 01:30:56,515 then we bumped-- 2059 01:30:56,584 --> 01:30:58,484 Well, what difference does it make? 2060 01:30:58,553 --> 01:31:00,544 You're not going to play anyway. 2061 01:31:00,621 --> 01:31:02,987 Come on. Let's get out of here. 2062 01:31:04,559 --> 01:31:06,186 Still be my friend? 2063 01:31:06,260 --> 01:31:07,693 Yeah, I'll be your friend. 2064 01:31:07,762 --> 01:31:09,195 I'm sure we'll be closer 2065 01:31:09,263 --> 01:31:12,061 since nobody will want to talk to either of us. 2066 01:31:12,133 --> 01:31:15,125 I really appreciate this, Al. I do. 2067 01:31:18,673 --> 01:31:21,335 Who's going to pitch if I don't? 2068 01:31:21,409 --> 01:31:23,001 Oh, let's not worry about the lineup now. 2069 01:31:23,077 --> 01:31:26,012 The only lineup we should be concerned about 2070 01:31:26,080 --> 01:31:27,513 is the police lineup. 2071 01:31:27,582 --> 01:31:30,210 If I pitched, what's the worst that could happen? 2072 01:31:32,086 --> 01:31:33,951 You'd lose. 2073 01:31:34,021 --> 01:31:35,079 I'd lose. 2074 01:31:36,991 --> 01:31:38,117 I'd lose. 2075 01:31:41,028 --> 01:31:42,962 Well, that's not so bad 2076 01:31:43,030 --> 01:31:46,466 'cause half the guys down there lose every night. 2077 01:31:46,534 --> 01:31:47,466 Yeah. 2078 01:31:47,535 --> 01:31:49,469 I wouldn't aim for it, 2079 01:31:49,537 --> 01:31:51,971 but that's all that would happen. 2080 01:31:52,039 --> 01:31:53,973 Well, maybe I should try. 2081 01:31:55,376 --> 01:31:58,470 Yeah. I want to do it. Let's pitch. 2082 01:31:58,546 --> 01:31:59,570 You sure? 2083 01:31:59,647 --> 01:32:02,241 Yeah. What are you doing later on? 2084 01:32:02,316 --> 01:32:04,307 I don't have any plans, no. 2085 01:32:05,553 --> 01:32:07,817 Maybe we could do some laundry. 2086 01:32:07,889 --> 01:32:09,789 You love that laundry, don't you? 2087 01:32:09,857 --> 01:32:10,915 I do. 2088 01:32:10,992 --> 01:32:12,983 I got a deal for you. 2089 01:32:13,060 --> 01:32:15,654 You go pitch, I'll buy the bleach. 2090 01:32:15,730 --> 01:32:17,664 You don't get it, do you? 2091 01:32:17,732 --> 01:32:18,994 You don't need bleach. 2092 01:32:19,066 --> 01:32:20,761 People spend money on stuff 2093 01:32:20,835 --> 01:32:22,268 they really don't need. 2094 01:32:22,336 --> 01:32:23,963 You get a lemon, 2095 01:32:24,038 --> 01:32:26,506 cut it in half, get a little salt-- 2096 01:32:26,574 --> 01:32:28,007 Go play ball. 2097 01:32:28,075 --> 01:32:30,839 We can talk bleach for hours later. 2098 01:32:30,912 --> 01:32:32,504 What are you doing? 2099 01:32:32,580 --> 01:32:35,549 King Kong wouldn't take the stairs. 2100 01:32:35,616 --> 01:32:38,483 Your chariot awaits you. 2101 01:32:41,989 --> 01:32:43,513 Go get 'em. 2102 01:32:59,240 --> 01:33:00,571 The Yankee copter's pilot 2103 01:33:00,641 --> 01:33:02,575 has dropped a rope ladder down, 2104 01:33:02,643 --> 01:33:04,577 Too dangerous to land on the stadium roof 2105 01:33:04,645 --> 01:33:06,203 with all that electrical equipment, 2106 01:33:06,280 --> 01:33:07,713 But, look, it's working, 2107 01:33:07,782 --> 01:33:08,806 They're lifting off 2108 01:33:08,883 --> 01:33:10,316 and taking Steve along 2109 01:33:10,384 --> 01:33:11,578 for the ride, 2110 01:33:11,652 --> 01:33:13,087 1,000 feet over the playing field, 2111 01:33:13,220 --> 01:33:15,085 He's made it to the cabin, 2112 01:33:15,156 --> 01:33:17,920 The pilot's checking for a safe landing on the field, 2113 01:33:17,992 --> 01:33:20,586 Steve Nebraska heading down toward the mound. 2114 01:33:20,661 --> 01:33:22,629 This is it. Game time. 2115 01:33:40,014 --> 01:33:42,039 Nebraska! Nebraska! 2116 01:33:42,116 --> 01:33:43,879 Nebraska! Nebraska! 2117 01:33:43,951 --> 01:33:45,851 Nebraska! Nebraska! 2118 01:33:45,920 --> 01:33:48,388 Nebraska! Nebraska! 2119 01:33:48,456 --> 01:33:49,923 Nebraska! Nebraska! 2120 01:33:49,991 --> 01:33:52,391 Nebraska! Nebraska! 2121 01:33:54,762 --> 01:33:56,195 All right, baseball fans, 2122 01:33:56,263 --> 01:33:58,561 Your long wait is just about over, 2123 01:33:58,633 --> 01:34:00,601 All the anticipation, all the speculation, 2124 01:34:00,668 --> 01:34:03,899 and now, finally, the moment has arrived, 2125 01:34:03,971 --> 01:34:05,563 Play ball! 2126 01:34:05,640 --> 01:34:09,371 Can Steve Nebraska deliver on all that promise? 2127 01:34:09,443 --> 01:34:11,809 The kid stands astride the mound, 2128 01:34:11,879 --> 01:34:14,473 ready to deliver his first pitch in the big leagues, 2129 01:34:14,548 --> 01:34:16,709 He's got the sign he wants, 2130 01:34:16,784 --> 01:34:18,615 The wind, and the pitch, 2131 01:34:18,686 --> 01:34:20,586 Whoa! Did you see that? 2132 01:34:20,655 --> 01:34:22,282 Could you see that? 2133 01:34:22,356 --> 01:34:24,415 105 miles an hour, 2134 01:34:24,492 --> 01:34:27,325 and right down the heart of the plate, 2135 01:34:27,395 --> 01:34:29,829 Oh, man, is this kid humming? 2136 01:34:29,897 --> 01:34:31,956 This kid is absolutely for real, 2137 01:34:32,033 --> 01:34:33,660 Wasting no time, 2138 01:34:33,734 --> 01:34:37,033 Rocks into his motion, and brings the next one home, 2139 01:34:37,104 --> 01:34:39,538 Strike 2, This one is clocked at 106, 2140 01:34:39,607 --> 01:34:41,040 If this keeps up, 2141 01:34:41,108 --> 01:34:43,542 they'll have to reinvent the radar gun 2142 01:34:43,611 --> 01:34:45,806 when it comes to young Steve Nebraska, 2143 01:34:45,880 --> 01:34:50,044 Folks, we are in for some kind of ball game, 2144 01:34:52,319 --> 01:34:53,479 You're out! 2145 01:35:03,397 --> 01:35:04,830 Strike 3! You're out! 2146 01:35:04,899 --> 01:35:08,426 One comes up, one goes down in this game, 2147 01:35:08,502 --> 01:35:10,333 Steve Nebraska is simply unbelievable, 2148 01:35:10,404 --> 01:35:14,135 Here he comes, Steve Nebraska's first time at bat, 2149 01:35:14,208 --> 01:35:16,108 Tewksbury a much different kind of pitcher 2150 01:35:16,177 --> 01:35:17,269 than Nebraska-- 2151 01:35:17,344 --> 01:35:19,209 control artist, breaking ball guy, 2152 01:35:19,280 --> 01:35:20,577 Iikes to mix it up, 2153 01:35:20,648 --> 01:35:22,582 He looks in, gets the sign he wants, 2154 01:35:22,650 --> 01:35:24,550 and here's the pitch to Nebraska, 2155 01:35:24,618 --> 01:35:26,609 Swung on, and a long, high drive, 2156 01:35:26,687 --> 01:35:28,746 Oh, man, did he powder this one, 2157 01:35:28,823 --> 01:35:31,849 Has to be 425 feet if it's an inch, 2158 01:35:31,926 --> 01:35:33,860 And, yes, Steve Nebraska can swing the bat 2159 01:35:33,928 --> 01:35:36,328 as well as toss the horsehide, 2160 01:35:36,397 --> 01:35:37,523 And thanks to Nebraska, 2161 01:35:37,598 --> 01:35:40,999 the Yankees pull ahead 1 to nothing, 2162 01:35:41,068 --> 01:35:43,502 Steve Nebraska is one man away 2163 01:35:43,571 --> 01:35:46,039 from becoming the first pitcher in history 2164 01:35:46,107 --> 01:35:49,042 to accomplish a mind-boggling feat-- 2165 01:35:49,110 --> 01:35:52,409 27 up, 27 down, 81 pitches, 2166 01:35:52,480 --> 01:35:53,913 all of them strikes, 2167 01:35:53,981 --> 01:35:55,972 And look who's advancing to the plate-- 2168 01:35:56,050 --> 01:35:57,483 Ozzie Smith himself, 2169 01:35:57,551 --> 01:35:59,041 0 for 2 tonight, 2170 01:35:59,120 --> 01:36:01,054 but five homers in the playoffs 2171 01:36:01,122 --> 01:36:03,556 in an unexpected outburst of power, 2172 01:36:03,624 --> 01:36:05,251 What a season he's had, 2173 01:36:05,326 --> 01:36:07,385 If anybody can break this Nebraska streak, 2174 01:36:07,461 --> 01:36:09,895 Ozzie Smith could be the guy to do it, 2175 01:36:09,964 --> 01:36:13,422 Nebraska peers in at the Wizard of Oz, 2176 01:36:13,501 --> 01:36:17,267 rocks into his motion and delivers--Oh, man! 2177 01:36:17,338 --> 01:36:20,739 Looks like the kid's prepared to deliver on his promise, 2178 01:36:20,808 --> 01:36:23,174 Steve Nebraska trying to put the finishing touches 2179 01:36:23,244 --> 01:36:24,677 on a masterpiece, 2180 01:36:24,745 --> 01:36:26,736 And his pitch... 2181 01:36:26,814 --> 01:36:29,078 strike 2! 2182 01:36:29,150 --> 01:36:32,085 I cannot believe this, 2183 01:36:32,153 --> 01:36:33,586 This is beyond excitement, 2184 01:36:33,654 --> 01:36:36,088 I mean, this is over the rainbow, 2185 01:36:36,157 --> 01:36:39,558 His 81st pitch of the night coming up, 2186 01:37:03,050 --> 01:37:05,883 Oh, my gosh! Where did that come from? 2187 01:37:05,953 --> 01:37:08,148 What the hell was that? 2188 01:37:08,222 --> 01:37:10,156 I think it was a strike. 2189 01:37:10,224 --> 01:37:12,988 Strike 3! You're out! 2190 01:37:13,060 --> 01:37:15,551 112 miles an hour! 2191 01:37:15,629 --> 01:37:18,063 It's a record in every respect, 2192 01:37:18,132 --> 01:37:21,568 81 pitches, 27 up, 27 down, 2193 01:37:21,635 --> 01:37:23,068 It's a record, 2194 01:37:23,137 --> 01:37:25,571 And the Yankees win 2-0, 2195 01:37:25,639 --> 01:37:27,300 Hey! Al! 2196 01:37:28,576 --> 01:37:30,373 [Imitating King Kong]